"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."
...54 translations later we get:
"All religions, Arts and Menorah."
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"Do you believe in immortality? No, and one life is enough for me."
...54 translations later we get:
"Her age, right? My life is lacking."
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"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted."
...54 translations later we get:
"Important value to be determined."
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"God does not play dice."
...54 translations later we get:
"God is not dead"
Quote:
"How strange is the lot of us mortals! Each of us is here for a brief sojourn; for what purpose he knows not, though he senses it. But without deeper reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people."
...54 translations later we get:
"I wonder many of us! The goal, to survive, I know, unfortunately, we believe in life after the dirangkum 3, part of News."
"Six very large earthquakes are yet to come during the rest of 2010. A major tipping point will occur November 8-11, 2010, followed by a 2-3 month release period. This tipping point appears to be US-centric, and could be a dramatic world-changing "
...25 translations later we get:
"June 2010 earthquake. 2-3 United States, the world's greatest historic looking نوفمبر 2010 8:11 gap-free months"
"We are noticing some issues with the prayer-transaction system. Not only are a percentage of prayers failing to be received at all, but we are also finding cross-key errors causing some prayers that do complete to be answered by an incorrect response"
...25 translations later we get:
"We know that there are problems with processing your request. You can only ask, do not put the hall is not the right answer in the answer to your prayers,"
This user laughed so hard that they peed a little:
"Police have arrested two women after they tried to take the body of a dead relative onto a plane at Liverpool John Lennon Airport. Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin "
...25 translations later we get:
"Police Liverpool John Lennon Airport, two women, who are trying to use the human body, killing arrested. Female employees, Windows service in Berlin, he began experimenting Travel"
"Six very large earthquakes are yet to come during the rest of 2010. A major tipping point will occur November 8-11, 2010, followed by a 2-3 month release period. This tipping point appears to be US-centric, and could be a dramatic world-changing "
...25 translations later we get:
"June 2010 earthquake. 2-3 United States, the world's greatest historic looking نوفمبر 2010 8:11 gap-free months"
“Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.”"
...54 translations later we get:
""We are planning for 5 years .. and a new culture of peace, to find a new life in case of bad oil."
4 users laughed. The question is: Are they laughing with you, or at you?:
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end"
...25 translations later we get:
"Cats, researchers found in the class feeling -5 bank. That's it. South"
Original text:
"Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo "
...25 translations later we get:
"Enter your ears will tell you why. Every child can be heard to cry to see that ugly. process his crying child, crying out: "Oh, my God!" Repeat"
Original text:
"You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will."
...25 translations later we get:
"I love them is true, good luck. The Horn of Africa, its history, "to" I do not think many people are affected by age .."
Original text:
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
...54 translations later we get:
"Family slain Hello, my name is inigomontoia you are ready to die."
Original text:
"Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one "
...54 translations later we get:
"Silicon Valley, you know, good friends die in foreign countries. Life and death are very different welfare system to kill live."
Original text:
"Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. "
...54 translations later we get:
"How to wear a mask? Volcano or something. We should all be easy."
Original text:
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv. Skip to the end. Have you the wing? and do you,Pwincess Buwwercup.."
...25 translations later we get:
"Mawage. Mawage and bwings Togeder Tooday. Bwessed Mawage awangment dweam dweam Wi - Fi ... foweva Wuv Wuv fowow skills ... Sunday tweasure Wuv private. Finally, it has wings? Pwincess Buwwercup here .."
Original text:
"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe "
...54 translations later we get:
"Rooms in the world, "a song about love, Mozambique, meat - lamb, Tomatoes, tomato salad, bread plate."
Original text:
"The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed."
...10 translations later we get:
"He also refused to refer to a male, 6, asked the parents, but 10 of the price undertakings. Without words, the finger was reduced to six hearts. I love my father. Well, of course, I'm a murderer his knife in a brawl. I can not."
Original text:
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha "
...10 translations later we get:
"¡You're crazy! I was one of the victims, a classic error - most had never land war in Asia "part - but only slightly less than that," I never, until death, linking Sicily, ha!"
...54 translations later we get:
""I love the classic crime - particularly in Asia and the war - but to death sisili."
Original text:
"Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. Presently I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine make"
...10 translations later we get:
"Yes, is not it? I spent half my life thinking. I'm sure you know, I am interested in the deep and lasting pain. Now in my last question is the work of writing, so I think this is completely true to my car"
...54 translations later we get:
"Yes, yes? Half - life, I bet you think you are sick. Do not try this writing deep, sea costs last, I think the car is very good question."
Original text:
"I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Well... you were dead. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. I will never doubt again. There will never be a need. "
...25 translations later we get:
"I always say. Oh, why wait ... I'm dying. Death can not stop love. While the person is to make your stay .. I have no doubt that it will be."
Original text:
"That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back. "
...54 translations later we get:
"Now, my friends I've ever heard. I see the sun"
Original text:
"That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you. "
...25 translations later we get:
"It's true. When the age of television, read a book. This is a book. I read this book when my father was too ill to read, and his father. Today, I call."
...54 translations later we get:
"Among the television is real, I am sick, my father read the book my father read the book. Contact us today."
Original text:
"Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. "
"Sueño con claustros de mármol donde en silencio divino los héroes, de pie, reposan; ¡de noche, a la luz del alma, hablo con ellos: de noche! Están en fila: paseo entre las filas: las manos de piedra les beso: abren los ojos de piedra:"
...25 translations later we get:
"When the marble lobby and quiet dreams, divine hero, cake, lie, Delvzide "MTC Apple, as they say, oh, by the International Olympic Committee Villar! Similarities between rock and ratified in December: Open your eyes, a beautiful 12 months:"
"It was twenty years ago today Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play They've been going in and out of style But they're guaranteed to raise a smile. So may I introduce to you The act you've known for all these years Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
...54 translations later we get:
"Today the first 20 years, Sergeant Pepper taught the band played many old and I think people are laughing. So, we know "Pepazuronrihatsukurabubando Sgt."
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"Well, it's one for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, Now go, cat, go. But don't you step on my blue suede shoes. You can do anything but lay off of my Blue suede shoes. "
...54 translations later we get:
"Joe, there were 32 blue suede platform shoes Blue suede Shoes, you do so."
3 users laughed. The question is: Are they laughing with you, or at you?:
"Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence—whether much that is glorious—whether all that is profound—does not spring from disease of thought—from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect."
...54 translations later we get: "The problem can be positive. Impresentable. Or sad, or to understand that mental illness, and I think this is very valuable."
Original text: "Liberty is often a heavy burden on a man. It involves that necessity for perpetual choice which is the kind of labor men have always dreaded."
...54 translations later we get:
"The main effect. They fear that they will work and help."
I have translated my random thoughts from that other thread.
Original text:
"moo . . . tap tap tap . . . leaning plant fern thing . . . eyes hurt . . . blurry . . . walking woman . . . card, beads, why does that male co-worker have mardi gra beads? did he flash people while he was in New Orleans. Why is the blond co-worker"
...10 translations later we get:
"Moi. . Tap tap tap. . . Understand the productivity of ferns. . . Nice. . . It is not clear. . . The position of women. . . Map station, but these pills people together? Hot, but people in New Orleans. Why did the blonde servant"
...25 translations later we get:
"I Bank, bank. . . • To understand the effects on the fetus. . . Good. . . It is not clear. . . The role of women. . . Map of the CD, but the people on these pills? Hot, but people in New Orleans. Blonde Girl"
...54 translations later we get:
"This is the first bank. • understand the impact of women In October for those who do not have maps of the CD many drugs? Warmth zlatovlaska people of New Orleans."
"An Australian publisher is reprinting 7,000 cookbooks over a recipe for pasta with “salt and freshly ground black people.” Penguin Group Australia's head of publishing, Bob Sessions acknowledged the proofreader for the Pasta Bible should have pie"
...10 translations later we get:
"7000 Australian book publishers and printing the recipes and the earth's surface on the cake of salt and black men. Australia, Penguin Group President, Publishing, and Bob, you know, the Bible records, pasta"
...25 translations later we get:
"Australia, 7000 edition of the acquisition of land, salt cake and white printing. Australia, Penguin Group Chairman Bob Light, you know the Bible says government"
...54 translations later we get:
"Brazil, 7000 issue of land, sea salt and white cookies, Australia, pengoyn Group Sherman beans Wright, you know modest 'RE Bible."
This user laughed so hard that they peed a little:
"L'aurais-je déjà raconté quelque part ? La censure, sous toutes ses formes, est quelque chose de totalement improductif. Supprimer le post original et le deuxième post du contributeur initial est une bêtise sans nom. On ne combat des idées par "
...30 translations later we get:
"It should say something? This product is useful for several reasons that could EST, it's too dangerous. Front of the second number and the taxpayer, the e-TSE clinical settings - mail. Thought"
"Police have arrested two women after they tried to take the body of a dead relative onto a plane at Liverpool John Lennon Airport. Staff became suspicious when the women tried to check in the man, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin "
...25 translations later we get:
"Police Liverpool John Lennon Airport, two women, who are trying to use the human body, killing arrested. Female employees, Windows service in Berlin, he began experimenting Travel"
Aha! The original manuscript for weekend at bernie's...
"since you took the time out of your busy day to make a thread with my name in it, per tradition, i am honoring you with my presence to acknowledge it and i do appreciate you doing so uninvited, unlike that other clown who i played like a dimestore"
...20 translations later we get:
"If you have time to talk to about his traditional name that I'm busy and I feel honored to participate, and are offered are different from other Dimestore Clown"
"Pathetic. I overrated him, gave him more respect than he deserves. He’s a child in a mans body. I’ve got no time for him anymore. He can go fuck himself for all I care. Silly emo twat. I’m embarrassed for him, and ashamed of myself for ever seeing so"
...20 translations later we get:
"It is a shame. I deserve the respect of their overvaluation. When I was little human body. I have no time. You can maintain in hell. Emo is stupid. I am ashamed, I have never seen"
"Your receipt system sucks. It's all hand written scrawl and isn't even itemized properly. Also, I've been taking karate, so watch out or I will kung fu your face! and i do appreciate you doing so uninvited, unlike that other clown who i playe"
...20 translations later we get:
"The system was flooded. In his hand, which includes all, "said Dallas. I also have much to be so careful, you can kung fu your face! I'm suddenly I do not understand how the idea of the other clowns"
"Also, you might want to be aware that our entire exchange has consisted of me mocking you because of your lame-ass receipt system and your overuse of a the word rage-quit. So yes, Mulch/Abe. This thread is for you. "
...40 translations later we get:
"Possession and use of cluster bombs, because they focus on it all works. At that time, Abe. This section is for you."
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