1. My uncle once: beat my ass because I threw sand in his face in an effort not to have to come inside at my Grandma's house.
2. Never in my life: have I skydived.
3. When I was five: I got chased by a boxer (dog, not Muhammad Ali).
4. High School was: suckish.
5. I will never forget: standing in my living room and seeing the second plane hit the Twin Towers live on TV.
6. I once met: Edward Van Halen.
7. There’s this girl I know who: loves all things Japanese.
8. Once, at a bar: I sang karaoke and blew all my co-workers' minds.
9. By noon, I’m usually: in high gear, either working on a story or playing WoW.
10. Last night: we were surprised by a sudden snowstorm.
11. If only I had: $900 million.
12. Next time I go to church: one of the kids will probably be in a Christmas pageant.
13. Second Citizen: is my favorite forum site.
14. What worries me most: is that I will have another health setback.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: Sansarya's computer.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: A pile of books and storage bins.
17. You know I’m lying when: I hesitate in my speech.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: being in my 20s
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Mercutio
20. By this time next year: we'll be in better financial shape (hopefully)
21. My parents used to call me: Alan
22. I have a hard time understanding: racism.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: probably have a hard time deciding what to major in.
24. You know I like you if: I tease you.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Sansarya.
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Evolution, genius, ride the bomb, first female VP candidate
27. Take my advice, never: touch your tongue to a signpost when it's 20 degrees F outside.
28. My ideal breakfast is: a Colorado omelette from IHOP
29. A song I love, but do not own is: Keep Your Hands To Yourself - Georgia Satellites
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: seeing the Golden Gate Bridge
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: Holland, everybody has 'em, computers, Olympians
32. Why won’t people: just try to get along?
33. If you spend the night at my house: it'll be crowded.
34. I’d stop my wedding for: an emergency.
35. The world could do without: hate and intolerance.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: cut off a body part.
37. My favorite blonde is: our oldest daughter.
38: Paper clips are more useful than: pennies.
39. If I do anything well, it’s: amazing.
40. Final thought: Be sure to tell your loved ones that you care.
3. When I was five: I died. NO! I learned how to swim in Iceland.
4. High School was: both a crime and a punishment
5. I will never forget: When I was three, my dad's hippie friend imitating Sesame Street's The Count. It obviously made an impression.
6. I once met: Hah! It's a rogue's gallery - Fred Phelps, Randy Weaver, a grand dragon, Jesse Jackson, Rick Wagoner and talked to Ben Stein by phone
7. There’s this girl I know who: Just had her first birthday
8. Once, at a bar: that I was at ... with my mom ... got kicked out because an acquaintance pulled down some guy's pants.
9. By noon, I’m usually: regretting getting out of bed
10. Last night: There were hijinx. English accents were involved.
11. If only I had: Vicodin would be lovely
12. Next time I go to church: I'll probably be working Christmas. Here's a fun idea, let's make the Jew work Christmas and go to church. Oh, that never gets old.
13. Second Citizen: Strange. Very strange.
14. What worries me most: Mom was at the hospital today getting tests done.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: Hey, what's that guy whose wife had a baby last week doing back at work already?
16. When I turn my head right, I see: That's where Snot Davis sits.
17. You know I’m lying when: I hesitate in my speech. (yeah, me too. I need to work on that. Have more answers prepared. Be sneakier)
18. What I miss most about the eighties: the potential I used to have
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Rosencrantz. Or Guildenstern. I always get them mixed up.
20. By this time next year: I'll be looking forward to spending another Christmas working. By going to church.
21. My parents used to call me: Chief Stumblefoot.
22. I have a hard time understanding: Triangulation in the systems theory of family therapy. Specifically, that a triangle is the smallest stable configuration of people. Which apparently means a couple alone can't be stable. Or some shit. I dunno, I just want to get a passing grade on the test.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: Oh hell no, one more year of this and I'm out.
24. You know I like you if: Speak to you
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Well, depends on what for.
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: They'd make one badass barbershop quartet
27. Take my advice, never: Have a contest to see who can ride a bike the slowest down a driveway slope.
28. My ideal breakfast is: Fuck breakfast, spend an extra 15 minutes sleeping
29. A song I love, but do not own is: I'm not sure what you mean by this, but I was actually singing that "Where or where are you tonight" song from Hee Haw at work today. Out loud.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Passing through and heading west or north.
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: Holland, Mich. has the tulip festival and is home to the Dutch Reformed Church (character flaws). The other two.. meh.
32. Why won’t people: Shut up
33. If you spend the night at my house: You get the couch. Sorry. I'm keeping the bed.
34. I’d stop my wedding for: Uh. What?
35. The world could do without: Mushrooms. I don't even mean the happy fun ones, but the ones that go on pizza and stuff. They are nasty business, I tell you. Nasty.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of two cockroaches
37. My favorite blonde is: Eh
38: Paper clips are more useful than: used bottlecaps
39. If I do anything well, it’s: Procrastinating. Hey, I'm doing it now!
40. Final thought: What, is this Jerry Springer? Be good to yourself ... /and/ each other.
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I do more than post on this message board and yell at accidents
1. My uncle once: took me and my sister to O'Hare airport to watch planes landing and taking off & for sundaes, it was a blast!
2. Never in my life: have I skydived.
3. When I was five: we had real working saws to play with and cut wood in kindergarden.
4. High School was: a mix of highs and lows, my parents marriage was dissolving, they got divorced, but I met 2 of my current best friends who have been with me since every step of the way.
5. I will never forget: so many things, but most of all that my friends and my dad have my back.
6. I once met:Gary Sinise.
7. There’s this girl I know who: got an Engineering degree, Bachelors & Masters actually, because she could, although she HATES it.
8. Once, at a bar: actually many times in different bars, things happened that I cannot tell here!
9. By noon, I’m usually: caught up on email, plurk, forums, LJ, FB and turtles.
10. Last night: I DJ'd a birthday party in SL that ran double it's time, apparently I can keep a room full of gay men "up" all night.
11. If only I had: the ability to help my friends with jobs and health stuffs.
12. Next time I go to church: it will be for someone else, I'm an atheist.
13. Second Citizen: has been a big surprise, fun and lively!
14. What worries me most: is my challenges and my friends.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: Bones on my TV.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: frozen blackberries defrosting, waiting to be put in chocolate yogurt, yum!
17. You know I’m lying when: its been a while, I dunno.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: having knees and a back that didn't hate me, the ability to stay out every night dancing and my fun clothes (dont miss being broke, nor the jobs I had then, most of them).
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: impulsively I'd say Puck but I'd have to think about it too much, prolly Viola.
20. By this time next year: I'll be 100 lbs lighter and able to see muh S.O. (significant Otter) more frequently.
21. My parents used to call me: Julie
22. I have a hard time understanding: bigotry.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: prolly continue work on my graphics studies.
24. You know I like you if: I dunno, folks seem to know pretty well when I like them, prolly that I find things for us to do together and communicate with you a lot.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my Pops, and my friends.
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: wow what a list! ... Darwin - awards, Mozart - great music, Slim Pickens - Dr. Strangelove/Blazing Saddles, Geraldine Ferraro - dynamic woman, great hair.
27. Take my advice, never: 2nd guess your gut.
28. My ideal breakfast is: spinach & cheddar omelette, sausage, cinnamon raisin toast with butter, OJ and good strong fresh coffee.
29. A song I love, but do not own is: the list is too long, I joke I"m a librarian w/out a library.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: giving me a week and time to show you around!
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: vivid colors, part of what make folks loveable, world changers and FloJo.
32. Why won’t people: think before they post/write/text/email?
33. If you spend the night at my house: expect to giggle.
34. I’d stop my wedding for: wedding?
35. The world could do without: bigotry, hate and intolerance.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat snot.
37. My favorite blonde is: Ellie my niece.
38: Paper clips are more useful than: many things.
39. If I do anything well, it’s: being a smart mouth.
I have way too much and not enough spare time buwah
1. My uncle once: lost his license for drunk driving from the time he was 21 til he was 27.
2. Never in my life: have I had to wish for more
3. When I was five: we went to the beach and found dead whales. I ran up to one and tried to get my mom to make it wake up.
4. High School was: Boring
5. I will never forget: rolling down a campus hill with my roomate in the winter in just our clothes because we were too poor for sleds.
6. I once met: a rocker from the 80's but the name escapes me
7. There’s this girl I know who: speaks well of Chickens
8. Once, at a bar: I made fun of a coworker and his thugity ways
9. By noon, I’m usually: driving to work 40 mins away
10. Last night: a flash of lightning at first made me wonder if someone was taking my picture
11. If only I had: a good job
12. Next time I go to church: it will explode for I am sure I shouldn't step inside.
13. Second Citizen: the other white meat
14. What worries me most: is the government taking away my interwebz
15. When I turn my head left, I see a wall
16. When I turn my head right, I see a wall
17. You know I’m lying when: my face turns pale.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: Snap Bracelets
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare: I'd be dead..we all would be sheesh
20. By this time next year: I'll be a year into my new home
21. My parents used to call me: ....wut?
22. I have a hard time understanding: hate
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: stick with it and get a good job so I can stop working for crappy companies that don't give a damn.
24. You know I like you if: ..I like people too easily
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: My mom
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Awards, music, slim jim? ...no clue about the last one there
27. Take my advice, never: don't whiz on the electric fence
28. My ideal breakfast is: nuffin
29. A song I love, but do not own is: Heard it through the grapevine
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: uh..we moved around alot
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: Rows of flowers, rpg days, government control, nice asses
32. Why won’t people: just shaddup
33. If you spend the night at my house: you'll die of boredom
34. I’d stop my wedding for: nothing
35. The world could do without: crappy celebrities
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lose a finger
37. My favorite blonde is: none
38: Paper clips are more useful than: staples..trust me
5. I will never forget: ummm... that thing... you know....
6. I once met: God. I mean Dog. A dog.
7. There’s this girl I know who: enjoyed bacon
8. Once, at a bar: I danced
9. By noon, I’m usually: awake. Usually.
10. Last night: is tonight, as it's after midnight.
11. If only I had: chocolate. I need chocolate.
12. Next time I go to church: I'll try not to catch fire.
13. Second Citizen: what's that?
14. What worries me most: Are they watching me?
15. When I turn my head left, I see: light
16. When I turn my head right, I see: darkness
17. You know I’m lying when: I'm being nice to you
18. What I miss most about the eighties: You're kidding, right?
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Bender
20. By this time next year: I'll rule the world.
21. My parents used to call me: in for dinner
22. I have a hard time understanding: statistics
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: shoot myself
24. You know I like you if: I don't stab you with a fork
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Me.
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: bacon
27. Take my advice, never: get in a plane crash somewhere remote and end up eating other the survivors. Actually, don't get eaten by other survivors. That's worse.
28. My ideal breakfast is: lunch
29. A song I love, but do not own is: Happy Birthday song
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: avoid the flaming pits and the sulphur
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: Bacon. Duh.
32. Why won’t people: Give me bacon.
33. If you spend the night at my house: I'll call the police.
34. I’d stop my wedding for: sanity check
35. The world could do without: tofu
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat the cockroach
37. My favorite blonde is: Stella
38: Paper clips are more useful than: nothing. Paper clips are awesome!
39. If I do anything well, it’s: only to be expected.
1. My uncle once: got into an argument with me over the lyrics to Grandma's Featherbed when I was 7.
2. Never in my life: would I eat snails. I just can't. Bleagh.
3. When I was five: I lived in Salt Lake City and got picked on a lot by other kids in my school because I wasn't mormon.
4. High School was: a necessary evil.
5. I will never forget: the day my children were born.
6. I once met: Dawn Wells
7. There’s this girl I know who: is the sweetest princess to ever walk the earth.
8. Once, at a bar: I talked with Leck, Fox, Persephone, Flipper, Duke, Vertigo, Dnate and a whole bunch of other cool SL people
9. By noon, I’m usually: ready to go home.
10. Last night: I rocked Arathi Basin in WoW
11. If only I had: the time and money to accomplish everything I want to.
12. Next time I go to church: I'll be rocking babies
13. Second Citizen: is a crazy ride.
14. What worries me most: is if I'll have enough money to buy any groceries for my family this week.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: empty cubicles.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: A wall, my phone and office supplies.
17. You know I’m lying when: I'm not sure. Have trouble meeting your eyes perhaps?
18. What I miss most about the eighties: my youth.
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: a flop. I can't pull off the accent
20. By this time next year: I'll be older.
21. My parents used to call me: on my house phone. Now they call my cell
22. I have a hard time understanding: people that are intentionally nasty to each other.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: be 90 before I get my degree.
24. You know I like you if: I tease you. And give hugs.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: My Mom
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Evolution, hugely talented, my fridge , her last name sounds like ferrari
27. Take my advice, never: underestimate the power of your words.
28. My ideal breakfast is: peach pancakes with cinnamon cream syrup and bacon from the Pancake Pantry in Nashville
29. A song I love, but do not own is: I'll Be Seeing You
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: visiting my house so I can ply you with food and drink
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: my favorite flower, I'm the poster child, computers, running
32. Why won’t people: give as much consideration to caring for their community as they do for themselves.
33. If you spend the night at my house: you'll sleep in my daughter's room
34. I’d stop my wedding for: an emergency.
35. The world could do without: hate and intolerance.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get burned in a fire.
37. My favorite blonde is: both my daughters.
38: Paper clips are more useful than: banana peels
1. My uncle once: built a house in the Poconos all by himself.
[B]2. Never in my life: have I had regrets about my actions.
[B]3. When I was five: I entered kindergarten and was utterly terrified by it.
[B]4. High School was: awful.
[B]5. I will never forget: hearing about the planes crashing into the WTC, and thinking it was a joke at first - then walking out of my office building, looking down 5th Avenue - and not seeing them there anymore.
[B]6. I once met: Patti Smith.
[B]7. There’s this girl I know who: is an alcoholic and I lover her company but hate it when she drinks.
[B]8. Once, at a bar: I had a gay man try to pick me up.
[B]9. By noon, I’m usually: wide awake and working hard.
[B]10. Last night: it was raining really badly.
[B]11. If only I had: more money than I could spend.
[B]12. Next time I go to church: it will be for some reason other than my own since I'm Jewish
[B]13. Second Citizen: is rather addictive.
[B]14. What worries me most: right now is that my house won't sell.
[B]15. When I turn my head left, I see: the administrative assistant of my company.
[B]16. When I turn my head right, I see: my iced coffee.
[B]17. You know I’m lying when: I tell you I am.
[B]18. What I miss most about the eighties: The music.
[B]19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Beatrice.
[B]20. By this time next year: We'll be living in a little condo (I hope).
[B]21. My parents used to call me: my name?
[B]22. I have a hard time understanding: Homophobia
[B]23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: probably do 100% better than last time.
24. You know I like you if: I touch you.
[B]25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Ghosty.
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: evolution, brilliant, yee-haw!, tough
[B]27. Take my advice, never: get into an argument with an idiot.
[B]28. My ideal breakfast is: everything bagel, cream cheese, belly lox.
[B]29. A song I love, but do not own is: Crazy - Patsy Cline version.
[B]30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: going to Coney Island although sadly, I think it's pretty much a bust now
BTW - hometown as in where I was born. Where I live now, nobody would want to go to, nor is there anything worth seeing or doing.
[B]31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: bouquets, who cares, computer, my niece
[B]32. Why won’t people: be nicer?
[B]33. If you spend the night at my house: I would be really annoyed about having to share the bathroom with yet another person.
[B]34. I’d stop my wedding for: suddenly realizing I'm marrying the wrong person (learned my lesson!).
[B]35. The world could do without: Ignorance.
[B]36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Jump off a building.
[B]37. My favorite blonde is: myself.
[B]38: Paper clips are more useful than: thumbtacks.
[B]39. If I do anything well, it’s: not unusual.
[B]40. Final thought: Say I love you daily to those you do.
1. My uncle once: was destined to join the military through ROTC, but then he wasn't.
2. Never in my life: have I peed on someone else's foot to relieve the pain of a jellyfish sting
3. When I was five: I was really young.
4. High School was: four years long.
5. I will never forget: being home ill from school, looking up at the television and seeing the space shuttle explode.
6. I once met: an astronaut who had been in space.
7. There’s this girl I know who: um . . . I know no female human children.
8. Once, at a bar: free-standing bars are illegal in Virginia. Must have food portion. Last time I was in a bar I ate food. Then I went next door and saw a movie. It kind of cuts down on bar and table dancing when it is a bar in a family restaurant.
9. By noon, I’m usually: eating lunch
10. Last night: we went jetskiing
11. If only I had: a dream
12. Next time I go to church: um . . I shall sit in a pew? Examine its historical significance?
13. Second Citizen: is a forum that I think I was a member of, posted maybe once, then didn’t look at again before it died.
14. What worries me most: money
15. When I turn my head left, I see: a wall
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a computer tower
17. You know I’m lying when: I will let you know.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: my childhood
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: speaking oddly
20. By this time next year: I will be filling out a 40 question type thing
21. My parents used to call me: sometimes, now they just stare at me
22. I have a hard time understanding: the need to say “more cowbell”
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: study library science
24. You know I like you if: I lick you
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: myself
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Awards, composer, singer, VP candidate
27. Take my advice, never: thank yourself first if you win an award
28. My ideal breakfast is: cereal and milk
29. A song I love, but do not own is: Mac the Knife (I have it, but wrong singer; not sure how that happened, maybe it is just wrong version, correct singer)
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: the House of Dynasty. They have good Chinese food.
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: flowers, addictions, chocolate chips, drugs
32. Why won’t people: give me money for no reason and with no strings attached?
33. If you spend the night at my house: let me know the address, k?
34. I’d stop my wedding for: lack of guests/preacher/significant other. Not particularly in that order
35. The world could do without: questions about cockroaches
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: I am confused. I am a cat. Cats chase and rip off the legs of cockroaches. Playing with them until they decide they’d rather not survive nuclear war. So what answer here? Everything, nothing? I so confused. I do like the taste of chocolate more than cockroach, though.
37. My favorite blonde is: my mother
38: Paper clips are more useful than: spider-webs at holding various stacks of paper together.
39. If I do anything well, it’s: sleep
40. Final thought: Never let them see you licking the belly of a cockroach
1. My uncle once: took my sisters and i to the beach with he and my aunt and one of my sisters got mad at him because he let me run around topless. (i was 4)
2. Never in my life: have I completely given up hope.
3. When I was five: i bloodied the neighbor boys nose for dissing my momma.
4. High School was: a torturous trial.
5. I will never forget: the loving touch of my parents
6. I once met: the man of my dreams, then i woke up.
7. There’s this girl I know who: puts ranch dressing on pizza. i cannot watch.
8. Once, at a bar: i blacked out and fell to the floor. when i opened my eyes my drink was unspilled still in my hand.
9. By noon, I’m usually: freaking out about something else.
10. Last night: i listed things on craig's list.
11. If only I had: a never ending supply of weed
12. Next time I go to church: will probably be for another funeral.
13. Second Citizen: a treacherous hive of scum and villany.
14. What worries me most: is my future
15. When I turn my head left, I see: everything that still needs to be done.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a wall.
17. You know I’m lying when: i can't look you in the eye.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: eh, the eighties were fine. but i was in high school then and hs sucked.
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Katherine
20. By this time next year: I hope to be settled somewhere and finishing up school.
21. My parents used to call me: Debra
22. I have a hard time understanding: Algebra
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: i'll be finishing up and possibly going back for more.
24. You know I like you if: I don't ignore you.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my Momma.
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: relativity, classical, heehaw, candidate
27. Take my advice, never: shove that nagging feeling aside. it usually means something important.
28. My ideal breakfast is: country fried steak with eggs, gravy and toast
29. A song I love, but do not own is: Welcome to Jamrock
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: just passing through. nothing to see here.
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: flowers, unique, computers, & running
32. Why won’t people: be kinder to one another?
33. If you spend the night at my house: leave me alone.
34. I’d stop my wedding for: many reasons
35. The world could do without: poverty
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat one
37. My favorite blonde is: me
38: Paper clips are more useful than: a sharp stick in the eye
39. If I do anything well, it’s: deeply hidden
40. Final thought: Be excellent to each other.
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. ~ Albert Einstein
1. My uncle once: outran a tornado, then had to cut up and tow a tree in the road to get home.
2. Never in my life: would I vote for Sarah Palin.
3. When I was five: I decided bodysuits with crotch snaps are the work of Satan.
4. High School was: busy
5. I will never forget: seeing the Rolling Stones live
6. I once met: the prince of the Netherlands
7. There’s this girl I know who: drives 98 miles to class every day, then back home at 10 PM.
8. Once, at a bar: I sang in my boyfriend's band
9. By noon, I’m usually: craving a sandwich and WoW
10. Last night: I watched 30 Rock Season 3 and wished we weren't so close to finishing watching every (available) episode of the series.
11. If only I had: donuts
12. Next time I go to church: will be Christmas Eve.
13. Second Citizen: fills me with both trepidation and mirth.
14. What worries me most: is that we'll be homeless forever.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: a room full of students writing papers on computers.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a wall, a window, a fence, sky.
17. You know I’m lying when: I'm TOO enthusiastic.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: fitting into a size 10.
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: Portia
20. By this time next year: I will have all the Christmas shopping DONE.
21. My parents used to call me: Sammie Lynn
22. I have a hard time understanding: technical stuff
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: hopefully get an MFA in writing, the second most useless degree on the planet, surpassed only by a BA in Liberal Arts.
24. You know I like you if: I feed you.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my mom
26. First words that come to mind when thinking of Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: old people
27. Take my advice, never: get a liberal arts degree
28. My ideal breakfast is: waffles with pecans and warm maple syrup with spicy sausage patties
29. A song I love, but do not own is: Come into my kitchen, Robert Johnson
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: stopping for a coffee at Noella's
31. First words that come to mind when thinking of tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: a movie starring Keanu Reeves?
32. Why won’t people: lighten up and laugh a bit.
33. If you spend the night at my house: you won't leave hungry.
34. I’d stop my wedding for: the groom being hospitalized
35. The world could do without: zealots
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: work for my last employer again.
37. My favorite blonde is: our oldest daughter.
38: Paper clips are more useful than: staples
39. If I do anything well, it’s: quilting
40. Final thought: I spend too much time overthinking everything.
40 Questions
You people have way too much spare time.
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