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Old 07-27-2011, 06:20 PM   #1
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Default EXTRA: FORUM CONFIDENTIAL UNDER FIRE FOR EMAIL HACKS!!

Following the fallout from the News Corp scandal, TL's HushSLHush, the parent company of its tabloid blog Forum Confidential, is under scrutiny following reports that its award winning tabloid, Forum Confidential, hired thugs to hack into the IM's and emails of famous forum personalities.

Here are some scoops/items FC obtained from their hacking victims:

Pserendipity Daniels: A completed Third Edition, from M to Ryvita, with approximately 600,000 words, of the Oxford English Dictionary and 2364 photos of lolcatz (only 1/2 of which appear to be dead). One photo of the LWL with circles and arrows and a description of each written on the back.

Leehere Absent: Draft outlines for 16 more original blogs featuring, for example, 'Lip Plates: The Next Generation of Body Art', a draft 'Coming Out of the Cornfield' post for SCII, and several IMs promising Seicher to be 'easy on her' if she posts to one or more of her blogs using one or more of her 'names'

Lucifer Baphomet: Links to the definition of 'technically' in several online dictionaries, several photos of really big 'guns', and an MP3 of the original, uncut version of Issac Hayes' Theme from Shaft.

Elora Lunasea: a table listing her BMI calculated on the 1st of each month for 2010 and 2011, dessert receipes, and a draft note to Monna pleading to 'uncorn' Pep ('it was all a misunderstanding and I was on my period')

Kick Frenzy: Landmarks to over 20 skin and hair shops and an IM to Luc promising to be 'a good boy'.

Lias Leandros: A document containing several put-down phrases, an IM from Nina apologizing profusely for a missed date, and several X-rated IMs between Lias and W.E.

Dresden Ceriano: A 'date book' with (coded?) names noted for nearly every day for the next three months (prior months unavailable), landmarks to makeup and leather shops, and a beta version of the 'Make 'Em Howl' male cock (available only by lottery).

Caitlin Tobias: A list of medications for pain, an IM from Ishina that can only be characterized as 'XXX-rated' with a P.S. request to 'please share your meds.' A complete copy of all Storm Clarence's OP's on SLF.

Saffy/Pants (Sandra Frascati): Forum Etiquette for Dummies (vol 1 and 2), final draft of Pep's OED Ed III, and a Uzbeck-to-English dictionary

Orfeu Miles: 2399 photos of land, one copy of Bluebeard the Pirate and several IMs between him and the Captain of the Carnival Fantasy where he works as Cruise Director.

Venus Petrov: photos of over 535 flexible dildos and a partially completed order form to 'Dildos, Etc' with the 'Express mail' option ticked.

Nathaniel Scorpio: Instructions for removing 6 different types of collars, copy of his last (gasp) effort to convince Scylla to tweet with him.

Scylla Rhiadra: 4 photos of Nat, 3 photos of Rodvik, 1 photo of Storm, 55 FRAMED photos of Pep

Storm Clarence: Contents of a 'black book' with 2504 entries each 'graded' and coded as: potential, incoming, ongoing, dumped, or flowers sent. One copy of the "Art of Crossdressing"

Ima Rang: several long IMs between her and Seicher/Leia confirming their BFF status to each other and professing undying solidarity and love. An complete draft white paper on "how to wield a hammer."

Han Held: drafts of several letters to the editors begging for FC to feature her in yet another blog post with a suggested bribe of 1/2 a moose, freshly killed and on ice, flown in from Alaska

Ramonna Villota: Specifications for several nun habits, complete with undergarments featuring crotchless panties.

Nina Stepford: empty

Seicher Rae/AuthorAnon/Anon: 347 punchlines to rape jokes, a bookmark to the wiki page on anonymous web browsing, and a list of what appears to be IP addresses of posters to her defunct blogs.

Suspiria Finacune: 1 Rosetta Stone language video: Russian2AmericanRussian

The investigation is ongoing, the investigators have volunteered to put in extra hours to get at the 'bottom' of this scandal!
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Old 07-27-2011, 08:18 PM   #2
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Old 07-27-2011, 08:38 PM   #3
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Old 07-27-2011, 10:44 PM   #5
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it's Confidential...
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Old 07-27-2011, 10:46 PM   #6
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Why anyone would bother reading this ridiculous nonsense is beyond me...I guess some people have way too much time on their.....no wait.....they mentioned me.

Ok I take it all back...now I think its fun...and a nice light-hearted take on forum life.

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Kick Frenzy: Landmarks to over 20 skin and hair shops and an IM to Luc promising to be 'a good boy'.
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I make my own skins thank you.
(Well, I start with free skin from eloh, but still... I color them and shit.)

Hair shopping sounds fun though.

I'm just glad you didn't see the rest of those IMs!
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From the responses so far it sounds like FC nailed it.

Pep (is pleased they apparently didn't hack his alts' boxes.)
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Coco-coco: Post a letter at FC and you might get 'lucky'! Don't be shy. We know you've got it in you (whatever 'it' may be)!
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Woot! Wait, that info must be in one of the 'hidden folders' the 'crack' (nut) thugs we've hired hadn't pawed through yet. If you'd like to send a private photo to FC, you know where to reach us! /winks and nods
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That must be why you farted in the other thread.
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Someone call HEX stat!
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Coco-coco: Post a letter at FC and you might get 'lucky'! Don't be shy. We know you've got it in you (whatever 'it' may be)!
Cocoanut shy?

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