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What the hell is the Miserable Hack?
Old 12-31-2009, 06:06 AM   #1
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Old 12-31-2009, 06:10 AM   #2
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I think it's a really lousy newspaper writer that hates his job?



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I think it's a really lousy newspaper writer that hates his job?



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I said a lousy one. You were an excellent one.

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Old 12-31-2009, 07:01 AM   #5
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Google gives me this ... http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=93258
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Old 12-31-2009, 07:23 AM   #6
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OMG. I think they used that on all members of the official SL Forums.
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Here is a 3.5 version of the ever popular "miserable users" hack. Basically a way to really annoy anyone you don't want visiting your forum. Based on the original idea & hack for vb2 by Zzed, and the vb3 port by KuraFire.

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

Note: All the above options are set in the vBulletin Options.
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Old 01-01-2010, 04:32 AM   #8
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I think SLU has this too.... I have felt all of the described effects on SLU.
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Old 01-01-2010, 04:53 AM   #9
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Jumpy is feeling the effects
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say that two times i think them fools at second citizen did something to thier site ie 8 and mozilla wont dispaly i forme i cant post
i ust be borked or something
i got somethinf special to post

site wont work
ah well
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