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Old 11-14-2011, 08:30 PM   #1
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Default POP TART TRAGEDY

http://audioboo.fm/boos/490888-the-pop-tart-tragedy

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.

***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM***


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Old 11-14-2011, 09:13 PM   #2
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:50 PM   #3
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Wut?
I think it's 733t sp33k
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That was HORRIBLE! I laughed.
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:17 PM   #5
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POPTARTZ R EVILLZ.

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She should have asked for a toaster strudel.
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She should have asked for a toaster strudel.
how do u get a bootiful diomond ring inn a toster strudl 4 tru luv?

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Old 11-15-2011, 03:08 PM   #9
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how do u get a bootiful diomond ring inn a toster strudl 4 tru luv?

Very carefully.

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Also, it's pretty terrifying to type like the writer-- it actually takes work to break the English language so much.



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Charlemagne, it's your birthday today, no?

If I'm right, Happy B-Day!!!



Sorry, there's no ring inside.
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Poptarts cannot be tragedy!


Duh.
High on poptarts.
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Onee tragdee izz wenn poptartz izz not poptartz.

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