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Old 04-04-2010, 08:31 AM   #41
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"may the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman "

...54 translations later we get:

"Hey and his wife as a symbol of oppression"
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:34 AM   #42
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"We came unarmed, this time "

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"The New Tools."
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Lady Gaga is confuse..

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"Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face"

...54 translations later we get:

"What () or read, or read, or you can read poker fase poker fase Riding decision."
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Optimus Prime is disappoint...

YouTube- Stan Bush - The Touch
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"You're at your best when when the road gets rough You've been put to the test, but it's never enough You got the touch You got the power"

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"The best solution for me and I am not very significant."
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Dare to be stupid!

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"Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you can chew What can you do Dare to be stupid"

...54 translations later we get:

"Interestingly, as a strength."

YouTube- "Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
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More fun with Cleverbot meets Bad Translator!

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"User: I need a shot of whiskey.
Cleverbot: Why do you need a shovel ?
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: Why'd you say that?
User: Because I said I want whiskey and you talked about a shovel.
Cleverbot: You didn't said that you wasn't sloppy, and who"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kleverbot kleverbot written or not, I become the temple, drinking whiskey with kleverbot."
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"i am ejaculating sperm on a picture of you"

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"Private seed Orchard was"
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"i am ejaculating sperm on a picture of you"

...25 translations later we get:

"Private seed Orchard was"

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Mulch, Mulch, Mulch...
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"Mulch has learned the joys of woman, only seventy-three years too late."

...54 translations later we get:

"70, good fun, and even women too late."
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"Mulch has learned the joys of woman, only seventy-three years too late."

...54 translations later we get:

"70, good fun, and even women too late."
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We need a "Disgusted Retching" button.
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Mulch is both delusional and wrong."

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"Set savage and cruel"
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"WHY THE FUCK IS NEIL DIAMOND SINGING SWEET CAROLINE DURING THE 7th INNING STRETCH OF THE YANKEES GAME IN BOSTON. GO FUCK YOURSELF, BOSTON. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Seven regions in hell nirudayamondo Boston Boston Music yankee Naas."

(quote stolen from Gabe )
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Starting with a little Shakespeare, things gang agley quickly.
Sonnet CXVI
"Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:"

AFRIKAANS : Laat my nie oor aan die huwelik van die ware gedagtes toe versperrings. Liefde is nie liefde wat verander wanneer dit verandering bevind, Of draai met die verwyderaar te verwyder.
Back to ENGLISH : Let me not to the marriage of true minds when barriers. Love is not love that changed when it alteration finds, Or go with the remover to remove.
ALBANIAN : Mė lejoni tė mos martesėn e mendjet e vėrtetė kur barrierat. Dashuria nuk ėshtė dashuri qė ndryshoi kur gjen ndryshim, Ose shkoni me mbartės pėr tė hequr.
Back to ENGLISH : Let me not to marriage of true minds when barriers. Love is not love that changed when the gene change, or go with the remover to remove.
ARABIC : واسمحوا لي بعدم الزواج من عقول صحيح عندما الحواجز. الحب ليس الحب الذي يتغير عند تغيير الجينات ، أو الذهاب مع مزيل لإزالة.
Back to ENGLISH : Let me not to marry the minds of true when the barriers. Love is not love which changes when you change the genes, or go with the remover to remove.
BELARUSIAN : Дазвольце мне не ажаніцца на розумы дакладна, калі бар'еры. Каханне не любоў, якая змяняецца пры змяненні генаў або ісці з выдалення неабходна выдаліць.
Back to ENGLISH : Let me not to marry on the minds of exactly when the barriers. Love is not love, which changes with genes, or go with the removal must be removed.
BULGARIAN : Нека да не се ожени в съзнанието на точно когато бариери. Любовта не е любов, която се променя с гени, или да отидете с премахването трябва да бъдат отстранени.
Back to ENGLISH : Let's not marry in the mind of exactly when the barriers. Love is love that changes to genes, or go with the elimination should be removed.
CATALAN : No s'ha de casar-se en la ment de exactament quan les barreres. L'amor és l'amor que els canvis en els gens, o anar amb l'eliminació ha de ser eliminat.
Back to ENGLISH : Do not marry in the mind of exactly when the barriers. Love is love that changes in genes, or go with the elimination should be removed.
CHINESE : 不要在考虑什么时候结婚的障碍。爱是爱的基因变化,或者陪消除应予删除。
Back to ENGLISH : Do not get married when considering the obstacles. Love is love of genetic changes, or go to eliminate should be deleted.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 不要在考虑结婚的障碍。爱是,基因改变的爱去消除或应予以删除。
Back to ENGLISH : Do not consider the barriers to marriage. Love is love genetically modified to eliminate or should be deleted.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 不考慮婚姻的障礙。愛是愛的基因改造,以消除或應予刪除。
Back to ENGLISH : Not considered an obstacle to marriage. Love is love GM to eliminate or should be deleted.
CROATIAN : Ne smatraju preprekom za brak. Ljubav je ljubav GM kako bi se uklonili ili bi trebao biti obrisan.
Back to ENGLISH : Not considered an obstacle to marriage. Love is love GM to eliminate or should be deleted.
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"Maybe, someday Saved by zero I’ll be more together Stretched by fewer Thoughts that leave me Chasing after My dreams disown me "
...10 translations later we get:
"Except maybe not enough to maintain the zero, non-proliferation of ideas, my dreams do not see me;"
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"I want your psycho Your vertigo stick Want you in my rear window Baby you're sick I want your love "

...54 translations later we get:

"Re Thinking register - babe, I love Father."

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Okay, this is better: (took out, I want your love)

"I want your psycho Your vertigo stick Want you in my rear window Baby you're sick "

...54 translations later we get:

"Mental illness, "said judge."
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"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

...54 translations later we get:

"Many young people."
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"Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
stuff it up the hole in your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder."

...54 translations later we get:

"As far as I know sex and anal, culture, customs and unshod as the Berlin Wall, Stalin and the future of the railway bridge brother."
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yah, I do this through Google . it fun. I try yours now.

"I like licking your breasts as they heave in pleasure, as your erect nipples brush against the soft sheets."

...54 translations later we get:

"Breast tshimney interesting and creative."

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Original text:

"By acquiring Donovan McNabb for a second-round draft choice in 2010 and a third- or fourth-rounder in 2011, the Eagles may have given Redskins owner Daniel Snyder the short-term tool to move ahead of the Eagles in the NFC East race. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Donobanmakunabu 2010 seconds, 3.4 on purojekutoavadoigurusu danyerusunaida reddosukinzuona Eagle 2011 North High, was recorded."
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dangit. can't get anything funny.

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"The gloom is dissipating. It might be because Congress is in recess, and therefore unable to add any billions to the burgeoning government debt, at least for a few weeks. It might be because spring is sprung. "

...25 translations later we get:

"Distribution of the darkness. At the meeting, the dollar, at least for a few weeks, millions of dollars in debt growing. This can be divided in spring."
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I'm in pain. Might as well see if there is any humor in that.

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"A whole section of my face is in pain. I feel lopsided. I say section instead of side as it starts at top right side, goes down eyebrow to left eye then left jaw, over to left ear."

...25 translations later we get:

"There are some internal pain. I think it is unbalanced. Art does not permit, and if so, on the left eyebrow, mouth, just above the left eye."
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Original text:

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours damn right, it's better than your's I could teach you but I have to charge"

...25 translations later we get:

"Everyone in the garden of their own milk, because it is good, better than first hand knowledge, but not responsibility"
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RAMONNA, WHAT THE HELL?

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"The ten most dangerous words in the English language are "Hi, I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." "

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"10 most dangerous words in Icelandic: "Hello, I'm here to help between'm."
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To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream

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To be or not be - and this is the next question: whether the noblest Tess' suffering in the mind of the frames and arrows luck or ashamed to take up arms against a sea of misery and endless. To die, to sleep - no more - and before going to sleep to say we are at the end of sorrow and a thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir. This entry is devoutly to be like. To die, to sleep - to sleep - and perhaps in a dream
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"To be or not be - and this is the next question: whether the noblest Tess' suffering in the mind of the frames and arrows luck or ashamed to take up arms against a sea of misery and endless. To die, to sleep - no more - and before going to sleep"

...25 translations later we get:

"Other problems: - In case of alcohol, too much, Tess, and results, "while you sleep, endless sea of pain and destruction and nothing else - no shame in sleeping arrow -."
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Bush Edition:

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"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. "

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"I know how hard it is to feed their families."
Why, yes, they are...

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"Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists. [7] "

...54 translations later we get:

"All Terrorists 7] results for each region are Linked."


Quote:

Original text:

"Too many doctors are going out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their...their love with women all across this country. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Many doctors are not working. No events for women ... I want women who live in the country."
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"Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
stuff it up the hole in your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder."

...54 translations later we get:

"As far as I know sex and anal, culture, customs and unshod as the Berlin Wall, Stalin and the future of the railway bridge brother."
Original text:

""As far as I know sex and anal, culture, customs and unshod as the Berlin Wall, Stalin and the future of the railway bridge brother." "

...25 translations later we get:

"Sex Customs officials in years, I know, and Berlin, train Stalin, and his brother, who later became the culture's feet."

the culture's feet. . . . this is very profound.
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from this post here in the voting on Don Mill thread:
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I could make that excuse... probably for more acute reasons...

... but I don't...

JUST LOVE ME FOR THE CUDDLY PSYCHOTIC BITCH I AM


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"JUST LOVE ME FOR THE CUDDLY PSYCHOTIC BITCH I AM "

...54 translations later we get:

"I love dogs."
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and I needed to see what this became . .

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"This user suggests that you go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver"

...25 translations later we get:

"Users should go to hell rusty nail"
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"Users should go to hell rusty nail"
Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?
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Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?
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"Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Karamel? Did you know that chocolate?"
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"When they said REPENT REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT REPENT
I wonder what they meant."

...54 translations later we get:

"Answer: "Hey, sorry, well, maybe" Hey, hey, it's wrong to say that I mean information."
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Old 04-05-2010, 12:25 PM   #74
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"Oh the sisters of mercy, they are not departed or gone.
They were waiting for me when I thought that I just can't go on. "

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"Hey, love, and to the hospital with me pikirku."
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"Now so long, Marianne, it's time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again. "

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""The world today, tears and laughter, the tears Mary Smiled."
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"When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ... "

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"Note, said: "It would be interesting ... but. I think"
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"And she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind. "

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"Rosaryo I always dark, and I am sure that the only way to win"
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I lost count somewhere in the translation, however...

He can't tell his ass from his armpit

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You can not say ass mouse
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"Baby, I've been waiting,
I've been waiting night and day.
I didn't see the time,
I waited half my life away.
There were lots of invitations
and I know you sent me some,
but I was waiting for the miracle,
for the miracle to come. "

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"But wait, day and night. "I can only see half the cat but here., .. I know this is strange, and farther."
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