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Old 10-18-2009, 03:01 PM   #1
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What belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?
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Old 10-18-2009, 03:58 PM   #2
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Your name.

but.... I got nuthin'. Will go find some...
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Old 10-18-2009, 04:27 PM   #3
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Why is hot at the end of a soccer game?
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Old 02-25-2010, 05:48 PM   #4
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Because of the sexy tight shorts?
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Old 02-25-2010, 07:32 PM   #5
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Why is hot at the end of a soccer game?
Because all the fans are a little "off"
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Why do shrimp never give anything to charity?
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Because they have no pants so they keep losing their spare change.
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Its because they are shellfish.

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They have shells? I guess they do. I couldn't eat them after my brother tried to fish with them. Live. Looked like angry cockroaches with lots of legs and antanae. I can't spell that word. The only fish he caught bleed profusely from sides, not from hook in mouth. Those things are vicous, those shrimp.
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
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A towel!

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What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?

Surname.
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