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[Dakota Tebaldi]

Originally Posted by Oryx Tempel

You'd think these squares had never tried a joint in their lives.

I see what you did there.

[JohnnyVann]

Originally Posted by Oryx Tempel

You'd think these squares had never tried a joint in their lives.

That's because they watched (and beleived) Reefer Madness when they were young

[Sansarya]

Toxicology reports say the original face eater only had marijuana in his system, nothing else.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/...ating-attacker

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Dong attack: Chinese woman nearly loses face

Shanghai Daily reported that the man, only identified as "Dong", had been drinking heavily with his friends at lunch on Tuesday.

At about 2pm, he rushed onto the road near a bus station in Ouhai District. He then blocked a vehicle of a female driver, identified as "Du".

Dong then climbed on to the car's hood and started banging away at the windshield while Du screamed inside.

After a few minutes, Du decided to flee, and got out of the car. However, she was intercepted by Dong, who jumped on her and started gnawing on her face when the two of them fell on to the ground.

Pictures of the ghastly incident shows the hysterical woman crying while her face is covered with blood.

Passers-by said they tried to pull Dong off the woman but he appeared so "crazed" that they could not stop him.

Police officers finally arrived at the scene and stopped the man.

Du was sent to a nearby hospital, where she will likely need to undergo plastic surgery to repair the damage from the bites on her nose and lips.

[JohnnyVann]

If your parents named you Dong you'd go crazy too

[Trout]

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/s...R0w4MWzNw.cspx

Police say Daniel chased a neighbor while barking and growling like a dog and then attacked a family dog, which he beat, strangled and then started to eat. Daniel was arrested Monday at his workplace without incident, police said.

[Dakota Tebaldi]

This makes no sense. The guy ate his dog and the police took the guy to the hospital on June 14; but they didn't arrest him until June 26? They just...let him go home?

How do you do that? How do you spend an evening running around on all fours barking and chasing your neighbors and eating your family dog, and then just get up the next morning and go to work, like *shrug*???

[GradyE]

Originally Posted by Dakota Tebaldi

This makes no sense. The guy ate his dog and the police took the guy to the hospital on June 14; but they didn't arrest him until June 26? They just...let him go home?

How do you do that? How do you spend an evening running around on all fours barking and chasing your neighbors and eating your family dog, and then just get up the next morning and go to work, like *shrug*???

Practice, silly.

[Govi]