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Old 04-10-2010, 02:08 AM   #1
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What if instead of tea parties, we all went to Washington and had one giant drug fuelled orgy? I think the tea partiers would be a lot better off if they got to experience the joy of real sex and LSD. Afterwards, we can watch cartoons and smoke some great weed.
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Old 04-10-2010, 06:31 AM   #2
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Orgy = real sex?

God damnit, I knew I was doing it wrong!
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I've already experienced the joy of real sex and LSD. And watching cartoons and smoking great weed.

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I've already experienced the joy of real sex and LSD. And watching cartoons and smoking great weed.

ok, since we are being revealing... do you take it up the pooper, ?
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Old 04-11-2010, 11:41 PM   #6
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ok, since we are being revealing... do you take it up the pooper, ?
No.

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Old 04-12-2010, 12:32 AM   #7
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No.

never have?
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:33 AM   #8
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I've already experienced the joy of real sex and LSD. And watching cartoons and smoking great weed.

And then you turned into a square.
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Old 04-12-2010, 03:09 AM   #11
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Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;

(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!

(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

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Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
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Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

(repeat chorus)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!

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Old 04-12-2010, 11:59 AM   #12
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Who claims these people?
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And then you turned into a square.
Heh. Well, it goes with the territory. When your health deteriorates, it's no time to do LSD and smoke weed. And when you're raising kids, it's no time to do those things. (At least not around them.)

Sex and cartoons are still fine, though.

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Old 04-12-2010, 12:14 PM   #15
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never have?
No. I've already got a perfectly good orifice custom designed for that. Plus, the only time I ever really thought of trying it, it wasn't the guy's cup of tea. (Found that out during an abstract discussion.)

To be perfectly honest. Which I really see no reason not to be. So.

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yes that's then..
That's... mad. I wouldn't want those people in power. They are stupid people.
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:44 PM   #17
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That's... mad. I wouldn't want those people in power. They are stupid people.

I know....glad we got these folks instead




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Old 04-12-2010, 09:38 PM   #18
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I think a tea party orgy is called a lemonparty.

They have a website: http://lemonparty.org
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