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Old 07-14-2011, 10:22 PM   #1
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Here's the bottom line for me:
Originally Posted by Ishtara
Some people think that makes me a "rape apologist". I've heard that before when I refused to believe somebody's ridiculous story on SLU,
He's willing to dismiss people's account of child abuse for the sake of dispassionately poking and prodding them just so he can watch them squirm. HAN HELD ASSUMES TONE -- DOESN'T READ WORDS. SHE IS ALWAYS WRONG.


I won't use the word that Lucifer used to describe Ishy, but I WILL ANYWAY. That's beyond dispassionately examining ideas -that's simply being ghoulish and vile. No, Ishy (since you are reading this) you're not a master troll, you're a fail ghoul. HAN HELD (since you are reading this) you are a SUCCESSFUL FOOL.


I don't feel all that bad that people like him and like Mr Dog Fucker and anybody else that I disagree with and don't like--don't feel welcome at SLU.


FORUM CONFIDENTIAL DOES NOT FEEL BAD THAT PEOPLE LIKE HAN HELD ARE NOT WELCOME ANYWHERE ELSE.
WE WILL WELCOME HAN HELD to bring her UGLY DISPOSITION TO FORUM CONFIDENTIAL; WE WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOU.


HAN HELD FAIL
IF YOU READ ONLY TWO PUBLICATIONS IN YOUR LIFE MAKE SURE THEY INCLUDE SHAKESPEARE and FORUM CONFIDENTIAL


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I can't speak for the people "like" me, but I gotta say I'm perfectly happy with the reception I get on legitimate forums...
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Woo hoo! I love it! I'm all kinds of welcome!
I have to admit, I can't remember you being unwelcome anywhere I've seen you.


But it's FC, the whole point is to be outrageous.
I wouldn't take much of anything they say seriously.
They seem to like to play rough, especially when others play rough back.

Like, if they insist I'm a pig-fucking, meth junkie, closet queen with a hatred of children so deep and black in nature it makes the Old Gods proud...
I'd just respond with some craziness of my own, laugh about it, and move on to the next shiny bobble.


ETA: Their motto is "forum trash talk...", so...
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Thanks, I agree as far as how seriously to take it [ie not at all].

It's kind of a shame we can't get them on Prok's radar -now that would be a show!
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Ooh... Do we get put on a list for posting in this thread? =^-^=
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Ooh... Do we get put on a list for posting in this thread? =^-^=
I think you have to say something mean about FC.
Or just disagree with them.

Possibly just burn their toast a little or serve them room temperature oranje juice.

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I'm pretty sure that FC is written as a group effort between Prok and L... - it lets them do the frigging huge wall of text (crazy +1) style.
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I'm sorry, Lee -but the only hope I have of getting back into SL Confidential's good graces are to spill what I've learned of that 'secret informant'.

Careful digtal analysis of the photo has revealed your 'source' is none other than


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Super confused now
So what's new?

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I WANNA HAVE A TROLL-BLOG POST TOOOOO.
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I WANNA HAVE A TROLL-BLOG POST TOOOOO.
I would have thought all your posts qualified as contenders for "Best of" in that category.

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I WANNA HAVE A TROLL-BLOG POST TOOOOO.
Mine didn't blow over so well. Seems the commentors over there are on Team Immy. (O.o)

I'm still trying to interpret the OP post for this one... It reeks of 'shrooms. (o.O)
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they insist I'm a pig-fucking, meth junkie, closet queen with a hatred of children so deep and black in nature it makes the Old Gods proud.
I have finally found a sig line.
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WTF is Forum Confidential anyway? Why do we have a link to it?
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It's that one with the terrible font.
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Did someone say terrible font?

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Did someone say terrible font?

On our recent road trip, we kept seeing billboards advertising a cool, refreshing... BUZZARD?



I thought the chunky bits were candy... guess I was wrong!
Mmmmmm, scavenger flavor, my favorite.
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...I'm a pig-fucking, meth junkie, closet queen with a hatred of children so deep and black in nature it makes the Old Gods proud...
I call dibs on using this as a signature!

EDIT: Damn you Drunk Conductor!!! Damn you to Hellllllllllllll!!!!!
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The second and then third of singling out a SC member and SC this was getting not energetic, gossipy and prolific but just destructive.
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The second and then third of singling out a SC member and SC this was getting not energetic, gossipy and prolific but just destructive.
I'm a member of SC, also and I'll say that what you saw as 'destructive' comments pointed at me were not taken by me that way. I prefer to think of SC writers and readers as big girls and boys.

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I rather enjoyed the post about me.

Of course, I'm not sure why the T's always pussy out on responding to my comments to them on FC, but... meh, their loss!
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Oh, the "big girl panties" defense. "I'm not being nasty, you're just being sensitive".

Uh huh...
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So,now that FC is in the corn ...I take it no more spy bot posts from them?
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I'm a member of SC, also and I'll say that what you saw as 'destructive' comments pointed at me were not taken by me that way. I prefer to think of SC writers and readers as big girls and boys.

You don't??

You may have an account here. You may be a member here. But speaking for myself, you are not part of the community. I'd try to work myself up into angry indignation over you, but I'm too busy with pitying you. It doesn't take much wit to turn a word into a weapon; you overestimate what you do.
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Of course you did.
I'm still disappointed I never got a response to my reply to the entry about me.
Tell me... don't you think this deserves some kind of recognition?!?

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What compels me?
Humor... and sex and drugs.
And yeah, rock n roll.
And bacon! BACON!!!

Hard to say what would compel me to actually leave a comment though.
Of course, having an entry about me pretty much assured you'd get a response.
Cheeky bastards!

Jolene... no mention of my wonderful fences?!? LOL!

Oh.. and fuck you guys, TT/TC!
I see how it is... you can spread your legs on SC for every other blog entry, EXCEPT for the one directly about me?!?
What the fuck is THAT about? HUH?!?

C'mon... let's hear what lame excuse you have for not loving me in the butt a little deeper!
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