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Old 05-29-2012, 04:56 PM   #41
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So you would not characterize that as an adverse effect?

Hallucinations are distress signals from your brain. Its way of saying "Look (literally), do not put this stuff in me, no workee-workee." Brain diarrhea if you will. Only humans' bizarre idea of "reasoning" can interpret such an obvious warning sign as a wondrous and meaningful experience.
Hey, I'm not suggesting that you should try drugs. I'm just saying that, other than one occasion when I was sure my friend was going to fall to a grisly death from a second story balcony (he actually hopped down into the bed of his pickup truck, quite gracefully, thankyouverymuch), my experiences with lysergic acid diethelamide-25 have, overall, been quite positive.



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In related news...

(Which, as someone commented, only goes to show that the road to hell is paved with good intestines. )
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So you would not characterize that as an adverse effect?

Hallucinations are distress signals from your brain. Its way of saying "Look (literally), do not put this stuff in me, no workee-workee." Brain diarrhea if you will. Only humans' bizarre idea of "reasoning" can interpret such an obvious warning sign as a wondrous and meaningful experience.
You don't hallucinate on it. You get distortions, and notice fractals really really easily, but not true hallucinations.
A real hallucination would be like if you saw a ghost-Buick drive through your kitchen driven by a reptilian Phyllis Diller, casting shadows, with full 3D realisms, and somehow it all makes sense to you.
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According to the DSM-IV, a hallucination is

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So unless your fractals are actually, objectively hovering in the room in front of your face or you're looking through a kaleidoscope, yes they're definitely hallucinations. Also, disembodied voices in your ear, the smell of pizza when none is anywhere nearby, and the sensation of invisible bugs that don't exist crawling under your skin are all hallucinations.

If you see a coffee table melting and it looks normal to everyone else, that's a hallucination.
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Yes, I agree with all that you say, but I'm not saying kids should do LSD, because today's kids are fucking pussies.
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Yes, I agree with all that you say, but I'm not saying kids should do LSD, because today's kids are fucking pussies.
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You don't hallucinate on it. You get distortions, and notice fractals really really easily, but not true hallucinations.
A real hallucination would be like if you saw a ghost-Buick drive through your kitchen driven by a reptilian Phyllis Diller, casting shadows, with full 3D realisms, and somehow it all makes sense to you.
It's more of a dissociation from reality (and other brain-scrambly goodness) than proper "hallucinations."

Sort of like that odd state your brain goes into just before you fall asleep.
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There are hallucinations. Green and purple spots all over you when you look in a mirror.
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(Which, as someone commented, only goes to show that the road to hell is paved with good intestines. )
HOLY CHRIST!!!



I can't even make my brain conceive of that one.
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Trying to imagine how pepper spray would feel in a wound of that nature...
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Trying to imagine how pepper spray would feel in a wound of that nature...
If you just sliced your belly open and you are throwing fistfuls of your own intestines at the cops, would it really matter?
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According to some of the articles I've read, the victim has lost a rather significant percentage of his face-flesh and if he survives would require a rather complete reconstruction. One article alleged that when the police first ordered the attacker to stop, he looked at them and growled (and went back to the business at hand).

OTOH, there's a Native Canadian tribe that believed if you ever tasted human flesh, you could be possessed by an evil ghost called a Wendigo, that made you crave human so badly that you eventually went crazy and launched on a cannibalism spree that you couldn't stop until someone killed you. I read once that this belief was so strong that some people who'd been convinced they were becoming Wendigos actually turned themselves in to the tribal leaders an asked to be imprisoned or killed before they could hurt someone.
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Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks. Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium.
LOL. The mental imagery.

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The latest incident in this outbreak of gruesomeness comes from Canada, where some individual has evidently killed and dismembered someone and mailed body parts to the two national political parties' headquarters offices.

I don't know what's going on; has Buffalo Bill been ground up and sprinkled into the water supply or something?
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The latest incident in this outbreak of gruesomeness comes from Canada, where some individual has evidently killed and dismembered someone and mailed body parts to the two national political parties' headquarters offices.

I don't know what's going on; has Buffalo Bill been ground up and sprinkled into the water supply or something?
I dunno, that sounds more like mafia than zombies.
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I dunno, that sounds more like mafia than zombies.
I almost think I'd rather it was the mafia; this particular story is becoming very disturbing.

According to police they have a suspect; in addition to the foot and hand mailed to the government officials, a suitcase containing a torso was found outside this guy's apartment building. Police entered his apartment and found...a fair amount of blood. Police also say they're investigating evidence that this guy filmed himself committing the murder (among other things) and posted it online earlier this month under the title "1 Lunatic, 1 Icepick". No I am not making this up. Natch, the guy is now the subject of an intense manhunt.

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I almost think I'd rather it was the mafia; this particular story is becoming very disturbing.

According to police they have a suspect; in addition to the foot and hand mailed to the government officials, a suitcase containing a torso was found outside this guy's apartment building. Police entered his apartment and found...a fair amount of blood. Police also say they're investigating evidence that this guy filmed himself committing the murder (among other things) and posted it online earlier this month under the title "1 Lunatic, 1 Icepick". No I am not making this up. Natch, the guy is now the subject of an intense manhunt.

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*shudder* That's gruesome, Dakota. Worse than zombies are people who know exactly what they're doing is evil and do it anyway.
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That's what I mean. The Jersey Hannibal Lecter up there, I mean it's obvious that guy was just out-of-his-head insane; but this freak is like a movie villain or something. I hope he's caught soon. At least they got a name and a face to look for.
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Get this - the guy has an Internet history. He's had an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for several years ever since he evidently uploaded a number of videos of himself killing cats to YouTube, prompting some rage from "Anonymous" that never went anywhere. There are allegations from the same time period that he dated Karla Homolka after she was released from prison.

The guy was also a low-budget hardcore gay porn actor and there's a number of stills from some of his videos on the ED page which is why I'm not linking to it.
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Get this - the guy has an Internet history. He's had an Encyclopedia Dramatica page for several years ever since he evidently uploaded a number of videos of himself killing cats to YouTube, prompting some rage from "Anonymous" that never went anywhere. There are allegations from the same time period that he dated Karla Homolka after she was released from prison.

The guy was also a low-budget hardcore gay porn actor and there's a number of stills from some of his videos on the ED page which is why I'm not linking to it.
This is a major motion picture just waiting to be made.
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but this freak is like a movie villain or something.

My first thought was that it reminded me of the movie, Se7en.
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The guy was also a low-budget hardcore gay porn actor and there's a number of stills from some of his videos on the ED page which is why I'm not linking to it.
If you have ED I would think that would kinda disqualify you from doing porn, gay or otherwise.

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Latest developments: apparently the box with the foot in it which was sent to the Conservative Party HQ also contained a letter explaining that a total of 6 body parts were mailed out to various parties (no word yet from the police on whether they have found the remaining four parts), and promising that "there will be more killings".

And just in case you were planning on sleeping tonight, the Montreal Gazette says that Interpol is now involved, meaning there's a concern the fellow has skipped the country.
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If you have ED I would think that would kinda disqualify you from doing porn, gay or otherwise. [/SIZE]

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Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say

In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart.

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun.

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Although, the girlfriend has another explanation:

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The man being depicted by the media as a “face eater” or a “monster” is not the man she knew, she said. He smoked marijuana often, though had recently said he wanted to quit, but he didn’t use stronger recreational drugs and even refused to take over-the-counter medication for simple ailments like headaches, she said. He was sweet and well-mannered, she said.

Eugene’s girlfriend has her own theory on what happened that day. She believes Eugene was drugged unknowingly. The only other explanation, she said, was supernatural — that someone put a Vodou curse on him. The girlfriend, who unlike Eugene is not Haitian, said she has never believed in Vodou, until now.

“I don’t know how else to explain this,” she said.
Now this is really interesting because originally, zombies weren't virus-infected rotting but animated corpses. They were merely people who through trickery had been led to believe they had died and been reanimated by a Voodoo witch doctor. Allegedly, the scheming houngan would administer a drug to the victim which would simulate death convincingly (not too difficult in a time and place with limited medical technology); the victim would be temporarily comatose and by the time the drug wore off he would often be buried. The houngan would dig him up and the victim, convinced of his undead status, would basically consider himself bound to obey as a servant of the houngan. The witch doctor could help maintain this delusion by keeping the victim drugged for an indefinite period.

AFIAK Haitian voodoo never had any stories of zombies engaging in cannibalism; but the news article points out that this guy was Haitian, which is where his girlfriend probably got the idea of voodoo being responsible:
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"Eugene’s girlfriend has her own theory on what happened that day. She believes Eugene was drugged unknowingly. The only other explanation, she said, was supernatural — that someone put a Vodou curse on him."

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He was a GMO zombie. The worst kind.
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The Butcher of Montreal has been catched!

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Another attack in Florida

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Authorities say Baker went to his girlfriend’s home on 25th St in Palmetto to visit his kids at 10:15 p.m. They say he was high on an unknown substance when he knocked on the door, then barged in, began yelling and taking off his clothes.

He was screaming and wouldn’t calm down, then began throwing furniture around the home. Jeffery Blake, who lives in the home, attempted to restrain Baker, but the suspect bit him, taking a chunk of his flesh from his bicep. Blake, 48, was able to get Baker to the ground and kept him there until two deputies arrived.

When law enforcement came inside, Blake released Baker. Baker got up, but would not respond to deputies orders.

The suspect instead faced the deputies, tensing his body, clenching his fists and screaming.

Baker, still naked, acted like he was going to rush the deputies, according to the report. Deputy Wildt deployed his an electronic control device after giving a verbal warning.

Baker fell to the ground, and then tried to get back up, so Deputy Wildt deployed the device again. Baker pulled the probes out, so deputy Blake deployed his electric shock device.

Those probes were also pulled out, and Deputy Wildt deployed a second cartridge. By this time, several other deputies had arrived on scene and were able to hold him down and handcuff him.

Baker was taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital for evaluation before being transported to the jail.
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How could you not, if the guy is naked? I mean, if you aim for his chest and he just pulls out the darts, I can tell you that's where I'd aim next.
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Old 06-27-2012, 02:36 PM   #78
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Michael Daniel, 22, allegedly smoked spice in his Waco, Texas home before he assaulted his housemates and then ran out of the house into his yard, where he began crawling around his hands and knees. He barked and growled at a neighbor and chased him back into his home.

Daniel then allegedly took his housemate's dog, a medium-sized spaniel mix, out onto the house's porch. He allegedly beat and strangled the dog, according to Waco Police Sgt. Patrick Swanton, and then began chewing "hunks of flesh" from the animal.

Daniel's housemates called police and requested emergency assistance, saying Daniel was "going crazy." Officers arrived at the house to find Daniel sitting on the porch with "blood and fur around his mouth" and with the dead dog lying in his lap, Swanton said.

Daniel, who police say told his housemates he was "on a bad trip" just before the alleged rampage on June 14, was charged on Monday with cruelty to a non-livestock animal.
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The alleged attack is the latest in the series of violent and bizarre incidents linked to spice, which mimics the effects of marijuana
Now I know people get the munchies on hash... but getting violent and eating a live dog, naw.

That ain't mimicking the effects of marijuana, more like fucking PCP
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You'd think these squares had never tried a joint in their lives.
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