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Old 03-01-2020, 12:31 AM   #1041
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And now, time for the last beer.
My (hopefully) velvety smooth, or at least tasty, stout.

Let's find out, shall we?

Beer #3:

(Alc. 8.5%)
(Captain Lawrence - Pastry Dreams)

Smelly - Sweetish malt and vanilla coffee.

Tasty - Black coffee with vanilla extract. With a slightly nutty, distant back end.

Overally, not a bad stout. Kind of a standard "good stout, man"... as in, it's not overly sweet or bitter. The profile definitely isn't as tempting as some others I've had, but it's nowhere near the turnoff some have been either.

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k, let me..
Oh... "pastry dreams"... mmhmm...

*searches for a pic*

meh
I thought I was going to find something way better.

Instead, you get...
this...

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Old 03-06-2020, 11:22 PM   #1042
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I did it!
Only one week in between drinkin nights!
YAY ME!

Ok, enough celebrating in an empty room.

Beer #1:

(Alc. 8.2%)
(Great Barn - Hazy Acres IPA)

Smells - Orange citrus and a bit of dry hay introduce a biscuit-y body, while suggestions of pine linger in the distance.

Tastes - Orange citrus and hay, giving way to a pithy pine back end.

Overalls, this is a decent beer. And it's very much "a beer". The flavors I reviewed had to be teased out a bit, as it really just drinks like a standard ale of good quality. It does shine in the aspect that it doesn't get too bitter or play around with being sweet. A solid brew without being eccentric.

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As always,

wasting some space,

before I get to,

the pic...

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Old 03-07-2020, 12:38 AM   #1043
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K, moving on.

Beer #2:

(Alc. 8%)
(Three 3's - Here's The Scoop)

Smellin: Faint guava touched by red currant leading into a sweet, hoppy body.


Tastin: Dank guava trailed by red currant, passing by a memory of funky pine in the end.

Overallin, this isn't as much of a "milkshake" IPA I would've wanted, but it doesn't entirely miss that mark either. That said, it's still yummy and it leaves a little extra sweetness on your lips. (A bit funky though.)

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boop

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Aaaaaannnd...

the pic:
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Old 03-07-2020, 02:16 AM   #1044
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Damn.. over an hour later.
Not that it matters much.

Beer #3:

(Alc. 10%)
(Half Acre - Big Hugs : Imperial Coffee Stout)

Smellerin: Dark chocolate nibs, black coffee, and a touch of vanilla. (And kinda metallic.) Bready body with some sweet malt foundation.

Tasterin - Smokey black coffee grounds. Bitter dark chocolate follows faintly behind. Bitter vanilla meanders through on the down low. A reserved sweet malt foundation serves as a balance.

Overallerin, this is a fairly robust stout. None of the bitterness is overwhelming or anything, it's just the prevalent profile note(s). Honestly, I would've named/labeled it something more fitting, but that's neither here nor there. It's pretty good shit and that's the that of that.

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now...
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a pic?

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yup.

Sure is...

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Old 03-14-2020, 09:01 PM   #1045
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Sup bitches
I'm getting an early start tonight.

GO!

Beer #1:

(Alc. 9%)
(Church Street - Brewcifer) (DIPA)

Smell: Bright citrus and sweet stone fruit travel through a field of wheat.

Taste: Nectarine and peach. Rising grapefruit pith becomes bitter hops in the hay lined end.

Overall, this starts out bright and turns into a bitter end, but not too bitter. Like moving from an orchard to a hay field. It's a good, solid brew.

...

I honestly don't know how to do the label justice with a naughty pic.
Or, at least, not without spending more time on it than I want to.
Nothing good is coming up.

So.. nyah
I'll try again on the next beer.
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Old 03-14-2020, 10:32 PM   #1046
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That was nice, right?
Such a soothing (even if Luciferian) label....

but then, there was...

Beer #2:

(Alc. 7.2%)
(Surly - Todd The Axe Man) (IPA)

Smells: Bright citrus and soft pine, with a touch of bitter hops far enough away to almost be tomorrow.

Tastes: Piney citrus intro hangs around until fading into dry hops on the outro.

Overalls, that's a pretty fine beer. I mean.. that really is a pretty fine beer! It's got thickness to the body and a solid flavor profile, all without being pushy or overly complex. good shit

...

It's not nude,
but I did promise a pic.

So, here ya's go...



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Old 03-14-2020, 11:22 PM   #1047
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I've had two beers.
They were both IPAs.

It's time for number three.

It's time for stout.


Beer #3:

(Alc. 9.1%)
(River Horse - Craic) (Imperial Stout)

Smellin: Vanilla beans on fresh brewed coffee, in front of a faded sweet malt background.

Tastin: Smoky vanilla fades into medium-bodied black coffee. A gentle, sweet malt deftly provides the undergirding.

Overallin, this is an absolutely wonderful stout. It's smooth and laid back, never asking anything of you... just there as our companion.

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Sorry I didn't get to any titties or throbbing cocks, but hey... sometimes things are what they are.

Like tonight.
Tonight is what it is, which is that is not a night for usual nudes.
I went with what moved me.
(Which I would say is pretty fuckin sexy)

Anyway.
the pic...

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