The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?"
God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it.
One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites. Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.
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Piglet's eyes blazed with eldritch fire, his laugh echoed, huge in the deep cavern "The sacred honey is mine, mine, mine."
The feral rabbit horde edged forward.
Pooh stepped over the decapitated corpse of Eeyore. There would be time for mourning afterwards.
Flanked by Tigger and Roo, they met the ravening rabbits in pitched battle.
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St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
Well? Is the kid getting it wrong?
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Well someday soon my friends, this ride will come to an end
But we can't just get in line again.
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"When you feel you're about spring, what you, Governor Romney, think is the checkmate moment of the debate and your debate opponent says to you 'Please. Proceed...'" - Jon Stewart
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