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Old 03-23-2011, 03:28 PM   #1
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Inspired by a site of really, um, odd black and white photos, I bring to you...


Explaining the Inexplicable


It goes like this.

Find a weird photo. I gave the link above for starters, but feel free to use anything you come across on your image.google journeys, your high school yearbook or family album. Post the image. Then come up with a sentence or two to explain what's going on. No - I don't want the real explanation (unless its awesome). Be creative. Make shit up!



People often misunderstood Mildred when she said she liked to keep a bear room.
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Old 03-23-2011, 11:20 PM   #2
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Ma Thematica's daughters five
Were comely, well-proportioned lasses,
Geometrically well endowed
From their Alge-Bras to their Calcul-Asses.
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Sometimes, when it's 3 am and you're drunk, you just need a convenient place to set down your slice of pizza.

Somewhere that it won't fall and that you can find easily again.

Sometimes you forget where you left that slice of pizza.


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Old 03-24-2011, 01:28 AM   #4
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Archaeologists in Sandusky, Ohio announced today they had uncovered the original LOLcat.
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... Germans.
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Oh I really needed this... thanks for the belly laughs tonight.
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When you have to spend Thanksgiving eve...
by Lula Svoboda, on Flickr

When you have to spend Thanksgiving Eve with your boyfriend at your parents house... make the most of it.
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Giving head in the 20s was an elegant undertaking to be sure...
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Philadelphia's 50th Annual "Henry Box Brown Roll-a-Negro Extravaganza" was ruined on account of faulty equipment that year.
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Oh no you didn't.
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Too Soon?
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Lula Svoboda has tears rolling down her eyes... *refresh*
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Herschel never thought he'd find the right woman for him, until...


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"I KNOW he's dead, but he's STILL mine and I don't want anyone else sitting on him!"
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Fluffy n Boots no want this adopshun to go throoooo.

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Grandmother was oft to display her 1935 "Miss Butter Face" commemorative photo to visiting guests.
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Miss Hattie blazed the trail for black ventriloquists everywhere.
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Buford's street cred was called into suspect when he shouted "Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" at the summit of The Klanninator.
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I wish I could find the photo from when I was five and my mom made me wear Lederhosen.

Or maybe not.
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19th Century "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" Contestants' "Before" Photo
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Re-using one from above:



The Unknown Comic never did find out who his real mother was...
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Grandfather smiled, "No, Trevor, I don't think being a furry is wrong at all. In my youth I took a few Cock pics to put myself through college"

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For some unknown reason, the sale of spirits shot through the roof despite their efforts.

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Kraus Voitel, pictured here with his beloved "Herr Großen Ohren", applied several times to be admitted to the SS secret weapons program, to no avail. He was sure this entry, Die Trittsicher Radar Verbessert Panzerfaust, would win him an appointment, but it was criticized as "insufficiently armored and too slow for blitzkrieg."

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If she moved slightly to her right, you could clearly see the elephant's nuts.





(Picture credit is "Mabel Normand with an elephant made out of walnuts. " )
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One more, then I gotta do laundry:



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While we're on elephants...



Several types of animal were tried as service animals for the disabled before it was clear that dogs were the most practical.
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Maybe these discount vacation packages weren't such a good idea
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I... um... will have to think about this one for a while...

somebody else deal with this...

[all I can come up with is, "Nom Nom NOM!!!"]
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somebody else deal with this...

[all I can come up with is, "Nom Nom NOM!!!"]
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