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6 Partial Truths That Will Make You a Bitter Person
Old 11-22-2013, 01:05 PM   #1
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I didn't read past Jorus's post. Which made the thread only somewhat worthwhile.
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Old 11-25-2013, 05:25 PM   #8
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:27 AM   #9
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:24 PM   #13
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I don't like it. I stick with good old American Know-how:

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I like both. Different flavors, different heat.
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Old 11-30-2013, 04:02 PM   #18
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And, per Einstein, energy has a mass equivalent, thus energetic sauce -- hot sauce -- has more mass than equivalent cold sauce, by volume.
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Old 12-02-2013, 10:19 AM   #20
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