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Old 08-06-2014, 05:17 PM   #1
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89 Thoughts That Run Through A Woman's Head When She Looks At Dick Pics

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A woman hears her phone buzz. She looks down, and sees that she has a new text -- from a dude! She opens the message,and it's a grainy photo of said man's penis, better known as a "dick pic." So, what's her initial reaction? Comedian Janet Silverman is here to enlighten us.

Silverman had never received or seen a dick pic, so her friends put together an 89-picture slideshow of them, and Silverman filmed her reactions.

A sampling of her thoughts:

"I'm not a size queen or anything... but this one's very short."

"The first thing I thought right now was: gerbil."

"This reminds me of a scary movie."

If this doesn't serve as a PSA for not sending photos of your private parts, we're not sure what will.
I can usefully add nothing here; Janet says it so well.
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Old 08-06-2014, 06:36 PM   #2
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44! LOLOLOLOL.
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Old 08-07-2014, 12:55 AM   #3
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52 *cringe* "I don't know what that is..."

Thanks for posting this Govi... you beat me to it.
I've had that HuffPo article bookmarked for a couple days.
Knowing me, I'd never get around to posting it and that shit is worth posting.
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Old 08-07-2014, 01:21 AM   #4
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If you're going to exercise, you might as well turn the whole city into a dick.

(I swear, I posted this earlier. Now, it's lost. Weird)
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Old 08-07-2014, 01:36 AM   #5
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I've walked the Buena Vista Park to Golden Gate Park one, without knowing that I was "drawing" that. There was a place -- gone now -- called Mammy Fortuna's that had the most wonderful food! About mid-shaft, I guess. A little more intimacy with the City than I had thought at the time.
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Slightly off topic....do we think people should get prior approval for this sort of comment theft?
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