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Old 08-16-2010, 11:25 PM   #1
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A pipe fitter named whitey came up to me at work today and asked,

"Hey Zoot, You going hunting this season".

"Naw man, I don't hunt" I replied.

Well, He looks at me like I just said that I wanted to butt fuck the statue of liberty and with a shifty look asked me "why not?"

So I told him the short answer... Well Whitey, I says,

"You see a few years ago I had to shoot a feller in the knee joint and now the state don't think I should have a gun."

Well ole Whitey got a big smile on his face, Thumped me on the back and wondered away muttering about "Them damn revenuers"

Whitey got me to thinking and the truth is, I hates hunting and I'll tell ya why.

You see, they say hunting is a sport, But I don't see any sport in it at all.
I mean what the fuck, If you give Bambi a pistol, Or say peter rabbit a bazooka,
Then hey!, there's some sport...

People crawl thru bushes, Climb trees, Sit in blinds and whatnot waiting for the chance to blind side these animals.
Anyone can do that fer Christ sake, Naw there ain't no sport there.

Hell Man, I don't eat nothing that don't come from the local Safeway, so what the fuck am I gonna do with that shit?
Cut the heads off and mount em on my wall?

People catch fish, stuff em with sawdust or whatever, Glue em to a board and nail em up in their foyer,
What the fuck is that all about? Ain't they got a Harley clock or something?

Now Don't get me wrong, I ain't womanly squeamish about killing things.
If I was hungry and without, I'd cap ole Bambi in a heartbeat, But this is about sport.

But people like ole whitey always enjoy the short answer better....
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Old 08-21-2010, 09:44 PM   #2
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Old 08-21-2010, 11:11 PM   #3
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I want to hear more about butt fucking the Statue of Liberty.

If I see ole whitey again, I will ask him to elaborate. Should be another Aesop in that as well..
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