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Remember the Metal Chicken named Beyonce?
Old 04-17-2012, 09:36 AM   #1
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Default Remember the Metal Chicken named Beyonce?

The author of that blog has a book out today titled "Let's Pretend This Never Happened" http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Pretend-Never-Happened-ebook/dp/B0065S8R38/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1334668199&sr=1-1Every chapter is as funny as the Beyonce story.
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I pre-ordered it, and got her to sign a bookplate!

The bookplate arrived a few days ago. I'm totally psyched. Going to take the book with me on vacation
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Kinda hard to get Kindle books autographed.

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I was at a party not long ago, in the Santa Cruz mountains, and they had the same metal chicken in their back yard.
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I have proof!

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Oh crap she's in NYC tonight but WAY uptown. I'm just too fucking tired by then, let alone I don't think I'll even be able to get there in time from where I am.

Fuck. She should have given more notice than just tweeting it 5 minutes ago!

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It arrived to my office a few minutes ago

The difficulty will be deciding between reading it right away or waiting to take it with me on vacation in two weeks.

I have a feeling right away will win.

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That is DEFINITELY one for the Vaginal Fantasy Book Club.
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I literally squealed when I opened the box!
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Kinda hard to get Kindle books autographed.

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Actually, if you got is signed once then ALL your books are signed!
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If you have a Kindle Fire they could sign your Evernote and you could save it as a PDF and have it forever.
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