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The Daily Battle: Jackie Chan vs. Bugs Bunny
Old 02-18-2011, 09:39 AM   #1
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Default The Daily Battle: Jackie Chan vs. Bugs Bunny

For today's daily battle we bring you two figures from the world of slapstick comedy -- that wascally wabbit Bugs Bunny and the ever amusing and full of slapstick Jackie Chan. Surely, if there is a man alive who can defend against the wit and pratfalls of the bunny -- it is Jackie Chan. Will Bugsy's wit be enough to defend against the awesome kung fu fighting of the Chan? We shall see.

Today's win condition and terrain was carefully considered. The terrain had to be varied enough to allow for the slapstick comedy such a pairing was sure to engender while giving no serious advantage to either side. With that said, today our fighters have been driven to a carnival. An ordinary carnival with unsafe rides, lame side shows, cotton candy and the whole shebang.

But wait! This is no ordinary fight. A fight of might between two such giants of comedy would be pointless and, dare I say it, not all that entertaining. So today's battle is one of wit -- although if might comes into it we won't object.

There is one bundle of carrotts. Jackie's mother really wants carrotts to make a soup. Buggs just wants them because, well, he's Buggs. The hippo has a tummy ache because he ate too much cotton candy fed to him by school kids, so he doesn't want to eat them, and they're just lying there on the table. Buggs and Jackie see them at the same time, from about the same distance... let's call it 30 feet. The carnival is crowded and under full swing. It's just after dinner time, so people are happy but a little sleepy and content.

(Also: Buggs hates soup.)

Win condition: exit the faire with the carrotts.

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these threads are getting more and more bizzare.

are you on strong pain meds Viv?


Jackie chan obviously wins, with a bottle of acetone
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And calling Chan a comedy/slapstick actor is bogus.
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Chan is the shiznit, but when it come down to Chan vs Bugs? Always bet on bunneh
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Bugs Bunny obviously wins. He is sadistic. Jackie Chan's nice.
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And calling Chan a comedy/slapstick actor is bogus.

Jackie Chan, SBS, MBE[2] (born Chan Kong-sang, 陳港生; 7 April 1954) is a Hong Kong[3] actor, action choreographer, filmmaker, comedian, director, producer, martial artist, screenwriter, entrepreneur, singer and stunt performer.

In his movies, he is known for his acrobatic fighting style, comic timing, use of improvised weapons, and innovative stunts. Jackie Chan has been acting since the 1960s and has appeared in over 100 films. Chan has received stars on the Hong Kong Avenue of Stars and the Hollywood Walk of Fame.


As a cultural icon, Chan has been referenced in various pop songs, cartoons, and video games. Chan is also a Cantopop and Mandopop star, having released a number of albums and sung many of the theme songs for the films in which he has starred.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Chan
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Yes Viv, its like calling Jim Carrey a comedian when he's also done awesome non comedy work that gets neglected.

It's way too narrow, trust me, I've probably watched more hong kong cinema than you've had hot dinners.
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Yes Viv, its like calling Jim Carrey a comedian when he's also done awesome non comedy work that gets neglected.

It's way too narrow, trust me, I've probably watched more hong kong cinema than you've had hot dinners.

i believe you. i still think chan makes an excellent foil for bugsy
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It doesn't make sense though, Viv.

Its like asking who would be the best apple in a fight between a melon and a banana
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It doesn't make sense though, Viv.

Its like asking who would be the best apple in a fight between a melon and a banana
it makes perfect sense. and the melon would be the best apple.
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it makes perfect sense. and the melon would be the best apple.
Keep going down this road, and in a few days, you'll be posting this as a fight....

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It doesn't make sense though, Viv.

Its like asking who would be the best apple in a fight between a melon and a banana
Why does it have to make sense Luc?

I personally am finding these daily battles very amusing.
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Keep going down this road, and in a few days, you'll be posting this as a fight....


oh that's AWESOME

and gives me such ideas.


of course... batman with earplugs wins the day. the only weapon nickleback has is bad songwriting
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It doesn't make sense though, Viv.

Its like asking who would be the best apple in a fight between a melon and a banana

Luc are you seriously telling me you can't imagine chan in a battle against bugsy? seriously?
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Bugs Bunny obviously wins. He is sadistic. Jackie Chan's nice.
Bugs is a bit of a prick but he makes you laugh. He was my childhood idol.

Bugs always wins because he is smarter than you, fucks you over and then laughs and eats a carrot.
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Luc are you seriously telling me you can't imagine chan in a battle against bugsy? seriously?
I read this as:

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Luc are you seriously telling me you can't imagine 4chan in a battle against bugsy? seriously?

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