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Old 10-26-2011, 04:54 PM   #81
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So help me God. All I have to do is delete one space and we all die. Don't make me do it. I'm CRAZY, I tell you. CRAZY!!!
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Meh. You know the drill. Go quickly, but do not run, to your nearest universe space-time worm-hole and assemble at the pre-appointed space-time coordinates in that universe.














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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA CALE I WIN!!!! 1=2!!!!

a = b
a^2 = a*b
a^2-b^2 = a*b-b^2
(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
(a+b) = b
a+a = a
2a = a
2 = 1
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I accidentally a whole zero. Is that bad?

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And because I thought it was a 'Shop:



(From Popular Science, Dec. 1934, pg 121)
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA CALE I WIN!!!! 1=2!!!!

a = b
a^2 = a*b
a^2-b^2 = a*b-b^2
(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
(a+b) = b
a+a = a
2a = a
2 = 1
Umm, Viv? May I refer you to post #8 in this thread?

Do you finally see people? Not only does dividing by zero cause catastropic singularities, but that most foul of practices also ruins your memory !!!!

(Which I guess might balance out, if you can't remember said singularities .......)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go set up a SQL database of all the SC2-er's who are officially dead to me. Let's see ........ there's Aimee, Dakota, Chaz, Viv, Trout ......

Bloody hell. At this rate, I'm going to end up at gV, arguing with Lias, just to have someone to talk to .........








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Cale, I'd like to end this feud. I offer the following olive branch:

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Cale I wasn't participating in this thread at post 8 so therefore that post is invalid. Furthermore its not dividing by zero that is ruining my memory it is age. I'm now feeling quite put upon by your discrimination and really must demand that you cease and desist immediately.

However were it not age I would like to remind you that all numbers equal zero and therefore it is impossible not to divide by zero. Thusly:



and



also



Through integration by parts, let



Thus,



Hence, by integration by parts



Furthermore:



Take that you ageist mathy person!



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Do you finally see people? Not only does dividing by zero cause catastropic singularities, but that most foul of practices also ruins your memory !!!!

(Which I guess might balance out, if you can't remember said singularities .......)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go set up a SQL database of all the SC2-er's who are officially dead to me. Let's see ........ there's Aimee, Dakota, Chaz, Viv, Trout ......

Bloody hell. At this rate, I'm going to end up at gV, arguing with Lias, just to have someone to talk to .........





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How can we have more than 3/3 of Americans?

EASY -- IT'S THOSE ILLEGALS SNEAKING IN AND RUINING OUR POLL DATA.

PARTY FOR TEA NOW!
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Easy, Beezie - Michelle's got it all taken care of...

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Snakes on a plane.



Damn it, I can't stop.
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Damn it, I can't stop.
Please don't. That graphic caused me to, for the first time in a long time, laugh so hard and quick that I might have injured my larynx.

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Those triangle jokes were so obtuse, that's just not right

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Oldie but OMG I WANNA RIP SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF.

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dec is probably decimal, but oct I dunno... for fun I haven't googled it.
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