One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.
The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
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Police spokesman Armando Aguillar told reporters that the suspect may have been overdosing on a new, super-potent form of LSD. ”What’s happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by overdose of drugs,” he said, “What’s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.”
Cop knows fuck all about the pharmacology of LSD
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Doubt it's LSD. Not many people make it anymore, there's not a lot of profit in it, and Owsley Stanley passed away last year, lol.
But yeah, that bath salt shit is still legal, like, everywhere I think.
I prefer to think this is the end times, however, and not drugs.
Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or the new LSD.
“We noticed an increase probably after Ultra Fest,” said emergency room Dr. Paul Adams, at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
In many of the cases, Dr. Adams said the person’s temperature has risen to an extremely high level, they’ve become very aggressive. Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks. Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium.
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I think by "the new LSD" they mean "the newest drug that has extremely adverse brain effects but that people insist on using anyway because f'ed if we know".
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I think by "the new LSD" they mean "the newest drug that has extremely adverse brain effects but that people insist on using anyway because f'ed if we know".
Which of course means the people saying it know fuck all about LSD.
Calling it the new PCP might be a fair way of putting it.
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LSD doesn't make you violent.
If anything, it makes you cower and freak out at the living room furniture.
Also, it's not an addictive "body" drug like cocaine or heroin.
Believe me, there's nothing you'd want more than to finally be sober again, after coming down on LSD.
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LSD doesn't make you violent.
If anything, it makes you cower and freak out at the living room furniture.
Believe me, there's nothing you'd want more than to finally be sober again, after coming down on LSD.
So you would not characterize that as an adverse effect?
Hallucinations are distress signals from your brain. Its way of saying "Look (literally), do not put this stuff in me, no workee-workee." Brain diarrhea if you will. Only humans' bizarre idea of "reasoning" can interpret such an obvious warning sign as a wondrous and meaningful experience.
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