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Old 06-06-2012, 05:08 PM   #1
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Wanted: Electric Guitar - $300 (Tucson, Az.)

Date: 2012-06-06, 10:58AM MST
Reply to: chm2f-3061215678@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Dear Sir : I looking to become a rock star . I'm in tune , I intend to devote my life to the electric guitar . And practuce Internet explorer . Big screen TV . Guitar Lessons . And Go To College . Pema College . And Start A rock band . I'm a Angel and a Cupid Child. And on Disability. No imployment , And a Devorce . After 10 years . Been singel 17 years now. Regional desision Division Home bace . Hope Amsterdam . Would like to buy a Electric Guitar , Rent to Own . I can pay $ 30.00 dollers a Month . Till i pay it in full , at a nice intress rate . Rexpefctfully . Alll mine . I,m looking for a Electric Guitar , Even Used . With A Wamy Bar . Only A dealer . I want To See Many To Choose . And There,s The Price . And Thats Finle. Even Used. But Exelentb Condision . I have a visa , i will put money on every week. I have a Payee . I lost a Apartment , was using Marajuamna. I loooking to Creear , Music indsersy. And Do Music Vidios . . And Platum CD . Music . First step after Home course guitar . Creative Writting . My mind is Set . I,m verry capable , in becomming a supper star. I,m not in to Tantrims . Well Sir Can you Help this Pore Sole .

Location: Tucson, Az.



No, really.

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I didn't realise wasted engineer played guitar
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Old 06-06-2012, 05:44 PM   #3
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He doesn't, till somebody gives him one.

Can't wait to see the ad he puts up when he figures out that he needs an amp to plug the guitar into.
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Old 06-06-2012, 06:42 PM   #4
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Old 06-06-2012, 07:29 PM   #6
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I wanted to be a supper star too when I grew up but I haven't grown up yet so I guess it could still happen right?
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I wanted to be a supper star too when I grew up but I haven't grown up yet so I guess it could still happen right?
Before you can be a supper star you have to pay your dues being a lunch star.

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Fake ad actually. It makes it's rounds.
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