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Old 04-09-2010, 08:51 PM   #1
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Why doesn't Jesus just kick the door in? I never get these pictoparables.
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I remember when Mother started a lol jesus thread. Then made a vid telling anyone that posted in it we were all going to hell.
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You didn't think I didn't know that already?

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I likes Lol Buddha better.
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Old 04-09-2010, 09:39 PM   #12
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Then start your own thread m'kay??

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Old 04-09-2010, 09:39 PM   #13
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By the way, I'm not amused. Again.
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You didn't think I didn't know that already?

Indeed. I have a crispy seat reserved with my name emblazoned upon it.
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Old 04-09-2010, 10:25 PM   #18
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We shall definitely see about that!
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Oh no you din't! Who invited you??
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OK.

This shit is funny! LOL!!
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ZOMG you are ALL going to hell!
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Just remember I'm older then you. I still remember this day well.

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I think you got punkd Heysoos!!
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Now now this "This user suggests that you go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver:
Jesus H. Christ" is no way to deal with conflict. Didn't your Dad teach you anything?
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Now now this "This user suggests that you go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver:
Jesus H. Christ" is no way to deal with conflict. Didn't your Dad teach you anything?
I'm only allowed to use the 'tools' provided here and now.
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I'm only allowed to use the 'tools' provided here and now.
So can you at least still turn water into wine?
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So can you at least still turn water into wine?
Meh, these days I'm more adept at the reverse process.
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Meh, these days I'm more adept at the reverse process.
That's a shame as I'm sitting on a really big water bag right now.
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That's a shame as I'm sitting on a really big water bag right now.

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Pssst you remember reincarnation?

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More stuff the Pope hasn't told us?
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The Buddha didn't reincarnate. When he died, that was it - gone forever.
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Maybe because he is a slacker. Even Jesus is supposed to come back sometime, he has a sticky on his computer but keeps forgetting, but the thought is there!
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