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Dangerous Tridents?
So, if a merman were coming at you with a trident, murder in his soulless eyes, what weapon would be best to defend yourself with?
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Shall we find out from that masterpiece of American Cinema,
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ?
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I should mention this merman is hopped up on seaweed. Does that make any difference?
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Oh, then definitely you should get a gun and shoot it.
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I wonder if you need a permit to carry a harpoon gun?
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only if it's concealed.
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Hmm... a harpoon gun would be hard to conceal. Wonder if there are any other weapons?
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Hahaha! That's what Jorus said when I asked him.
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Dangerous creatures.
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Oh, we need Aquaman and Hendrix? AWESOME! I see some progress coming on our Atlantis Neighborhood Watch (or ANW). Keep those pesky seaweed huffing mermen away.
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So, if a merman were coming at you with a trident, murder in his soulless eyes, what weapon would be best to defend yourself with?
When I saw the title I thought of poorly maintained missiles...
As long as he is in the water and I am not, I'd consider something explosive.
If I was in the water then
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I'd whack that nasty merman with my big bag of
(Unless of course he was a neighborhood watch merman in which case I would just run.)
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As long as he is in the water and I am not
Good point here.
Mermen... not so good at walking on land.
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So, if a merman were coming at you with a trident, murder in his soulless eyes, what weapon would be best to defend yourself with?
My answer would probably be... walk away.
Possibly pointing and laughing as I stroll off into the sunset.
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Good point here.
Dude, you're in the water when this happens.
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Dude, you're in the water when this happens.
Scream, piss myself and flail about.
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Dude, you're in the water when this happens.
Ah ha... that does make a difference.
In that case, I'd probably want a shark cage... but that's not a weapon.
I think I'd also go with the harpoon.
Either that or rocket boots and a pair of large daggers.
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Melted butter. (^_^)
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Anyway, what makes you think a merman would have "soulless eyes"?
MERMEN NEED LOVE TOO.
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I'm sure some do, but this one in particular loves to kill innocent people just strolling through the sea.
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Remember, no soul is required to get laid... I mean get love - even for a Mer-man.
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Remember, no soul is required to get laid... I mean get love - even for a Mer-man.
Maybe not, but it helps.
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I said "skittles". Only 2 people laughed. FORUM! I AM DISAPPOINT!
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Now I can't laugh at it because you brought it to our attention and it will just look like a pity laugh.
Sorry
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I said "skittles". Only 2 people laughed. FORUM! I AM DISAPPOINT!
I thought you were calling my cat
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I said "skittles". Only 2 people laughed. FORUM! I AM DISAPPOINT!
Cause it was broken for me at first (it's ok now). How am I supposed to laugh at something I can't see?
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