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Are you being impregnated elsewhere? *NSFW*
Old 08-09-2013, 11:20 AM   #1
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Old 08-09-2013, 11:27 AM   #2
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I didn't know there was a choice. I always figured this was the only place you could be impregnated:

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The Internal Os and the External Os?

Os? That would make the Vagina, basically, the Yellow Brick Road, right?
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The Internal Os and the External Os?

Os? That would make the Vagina, basically, the Yellow Brick Road, right?
No. That's Oz. OS is short for operating system. If it gets messed up, then your vagina will crash and you'll have to manually reboot.
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I knew I should have taken that Women's Studies class back in college...
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Old 08-09-2013, 12:07 PM   #6
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I googled images for "parasite eggs in human body". Yuck.
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*giggle*

The world "impregnated" makes me giggle.

There's a part in the game "Little Big Planet 2" when one of the characters exclaims "Oh no, my impregnable fortress has been impregnated!" I laughed for like a half an hour.
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Old 08-09-2013, 01:04 PM   #8
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Holy Crap! I wasn't the only one!

Page 5 of that clusterfuck thread (Are you being impersonated elsewhere)

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I must interject, here. Every time I glance at the thread title I read 'impregnated'. Carry on.
Did someone already make a parody thread about this???
I have to check...

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Nope, I didn't see a parody thread already made.
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Old 08-09-2013, 01:17 PM   #9
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A few months ago my doctor had to remove a sebaceous cyst from my shoulder. When he finished he said, "Well that's one less dependent to claim on your taxes".

Does that count?
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Not just elsewhere, but elsewhen, too.
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Old 08-09-2013, 11:45 PM   #11
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This thread does not deliver.
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Slightly off topic....do we think people should get prior approval for this sort of comment theft?
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When I was 32, I went to get my tubes tied laparascopically. The gyn, while in there, found a tumor the size of a grapefruit on my left ovary, and proceeded to [using the stapler!] remove it, with my ovary, intact. Took a few weeks to find out that the tumor was benign [mucinous cystedenoma], and several months to find the acupuncturist who would cure me of the mini-menopause.

For years I had a recurring nightmare that he'd actually just stolen my ovary in order to sell ova to his many in vitro clients... and that somewhere out there in the world, all of my ova were people with different fathers.

So, like, I'm really the mother of my own battalion, in a parallel dimension, and was indeed impregnated "elsewhere"...
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Old 08-10-2013, 04:09 PM   #13
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Better?
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Better?

I was actually expecting something like photos of my clone being gang banged or something...
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Old 08-13-2013, 01:44 AM   #15
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I was actually expecting something like photos of my clone being gang banged or something...
You asked for it...

The first submissive clone gets her holes tested in a kinky gang bang experiment
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Mark Davis has just made a scientific breakthrough and created a multifunctional clone of a stunning sex goddess Beverly Hills. He introduces his creation to his colleagues and soon they're all taking a part in the fucking experiment. Clone's sizzling body is stuffed with fat cocks and subjected to foot fetish. She is flogged and whipped but still follows all orders to please her creators. She is double penetrated and fucked by a huge strap on cock, used for licking pussy and gets her nipples tormented. When the clone squirts with her mouth full of cum, it's clear that the whole experiment was a success!
(Not sure if she's YOUR clone, but it was as close as I could get without having to look further than the first result in Google. )
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And when Kick says "fuck no" you know it's FUCK NO!
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