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Old 05-19-2011, 03:15 PM   #1
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Red face Dr. Khan warns us about Zombie Invasion

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(CNN) -- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is a big, serious government agency with a big, serious job: protecting public health from threats ranging from hurricanes to bird flu.

So when the good doctors of Atlanta warned people this week about how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, the world took notice.

"That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e," Dr. Ali S. Khan wrote on the CDC website this week, adding casually that "Resident Evil" is his "personal favorite" zombie movie.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:16 PM   #2
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Khan admits on the CDC blog, "you're a goner if a zombie bites you."
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Moved to the correct forum.

I TOLD YOU FUCKS THIS SHIT WAS SERIOUS

YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME
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Lookie. Here's how I figure it. Lucifer is dead, right? So who's the zombie here, huh? HUH?
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Lookie. Here's how I figure it. Lucifer is dead, right? So who's the zombie here, huh? HUH?
Ah, so you've read Isaiah closely too, and realised that Lucifer = Jesus too.

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What? no!
My Dyslexic friend (who was a flatmate at the time), was doing his divinity masters, I had to type up his dissertation, and read his source material, to make sure his quotes were correct.

So, in effect I ended up studying Isaiah along with him.

A large part of his paper was on the Lucifer = Jesus idea. (as I'm sure you're aware much of Isaiah is prophecy regarding the coming messiah).

His professor told him that his paper was one of the best he'd read in over 10 years.
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My Dyslexic friend (who was a flatmate at the time), was doing his divinity masters, I had to type up his dissertation, and read his source material, to make sure his quotes were correct.

So, in effect I ended up studying Isaiah along with him.

A large part of his paper was on the Lucifer = Jesus idea. (as I'm sure you're aware much of Isaiah is prophecy regarding the coming messiah).

His professor told him that his paper was one of the best he'd read in over 10 years.
No, I'm not aware.
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Well, now that they have them in English, I'm thinking about it.
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Ah, so you've read Isaiah closely too, and realised that Lucifer = Jesus too.

Zombie Messiah FTW
pfft Coco you should celebrate we got an in with the devil!


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Cool article, thanks Morgaine!

I like what they did there, using the "fun" zombie topic to get people interested in basic survival, in case of any emergency.
Very effective.
I know, because I ended up reading through the CDC article!
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Cool article, thanks Morgaine!

I like what they did there, using the "fun" zombie topic to get people interested in basic survival, in case of any emergency.
Very effective.
I know, because I ended up reading through the CDC article!
So is "aim for the head" still the going strategy?
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You know what... they didn't say!
It was about survival ger and plans and stuff, more about protection than defeating an enemy.

But I'm going to say yes, we're still planning on head shots.
Someone call Wad!
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Well, now that they have them in English, I'm thinking about it.
You don't really get the nuances unless you read it in the original Hebrew, Aramaic and/or Koine Greek.

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You don't really get the nuances unless you read it in the original Klingon
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Zombie Messiah?

What, what does that do to the whole Raptor Jesus theory? Raptor Zombie Messiah???
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What, what does that do to the whole Raptor Jesus theory? Raptor Zombie Messiah???
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Zombie Messiah?

What, what does that do to the whole Raptor Jesus theory? Raptor Zombie Messiah???
Silly person.

He was Raptor Jesus BEFORE they killed him. He rode around preaching from dinoback.

AFTER the crucifixion, he became Zombie Jesus.

When he comes back, he'll be Pissed Off Jesus.

TRIFECTA!

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TRIFECTA!

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