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Old 03-27-2012, 10:33 PM   #55
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Originally Posted by Dakota Tebaldi View Post
I want you all to appreciate how difficult it is for me to read this thread.

About a year ago, I was at a friend's house and wandered into the kitchen for a soda; while I was there I noticed their golden retriever digging in the trash and shoo'd him away. He ran out with something, I thought it was just some piece of food. Shortly afterwards I passed the dog in the hallway, and it was still eagerly chewing on whatever it dug out of the trash. I leaned down to take a close look and discovered it was a bloody tampon. I barely made it to the bathroom in time to hurl - violently.

It's taken me all year to be able to hear the words "bloody tampon" without flashing back to that dog and heaving, but I made it. I'm proud. if you'll excuse me...brb...
So, I'm guessing you've never pulled a tampon out of a girl, by grabbing the string with your teeth, pulling your head back, and then went on to lick her pussy, Dakota?
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