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Lucifer Baphomet 05-26-2012 11:05 PM

It's started
 
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/cr...s-2377343.html

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One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.

The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Nuke Florida.

Before it's too late

Kick Frenzy 05-26-2012 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucifer Baphomet (Post 433976)

Sounds like PCP to me.

(But it may be a good idea to look out for more zombie like behavior! :freakout:)

Phoenix Psaltery 05-26-2012 11:13 PM


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Beezle Warburton 05-26-2012 11:13 PM

They should really shoot the "survivor" in the head before it spreads.

He's already a goner anyways.

Sansarya 05-26-2012 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Beezle Warburton (Post 433980)
They should really shoot the "survivor" in the head before it spreads.

He's already a goner anyways.

They should wait a few days first just for confirmation.

Sent from Sans' phone

Beezle Warburton 05-26-2012 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansarya (Post 433982)
They should wait a few days first just for confirmation.

Sent from Sans' phone

Well, just hope they have him chained to something sturdy then.

:sofa:

Phoenix Psaltery 05-26-2012 11:34 PM

I find it quite telling that nowhere in this thread thus far has anyone clicked the "Laugh" button. Proof positive that ZOMBIES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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Phoenix Psaltery 05-27-2012 01:55 AM

2 users laughed. The question is: Are they laughing with you, or at you?: Kick Frenzy, Sally Rosebud

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? SALLY, YOU'RE NOT THAT FAR FROM FLORIDA! :argh:

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Sally Rosebud 05-27-2012 02:34 AM

They have to get through Coco first.

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Cale Vinson 05-27-2012 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sally Rosebud (Post 434003)
They have to get through Coco first.

And my money is on Coco. :yep:

Envoy Costagravas 05-27-2012 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cale Vinson (Post 434008)
And my money is on Coco. :yep:

Cross your fingers, they're headed right for her...


GradyE 05-27-2012 01:17 PM

We have zombies in Vancouver but most of them are gainfully employed at Starbucks. :)


Mostly.:uncertain:

Govi 05-27-2012 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GradyE (Post 434028)
We have zombies in Vancouver but most of them are gainfully employed at Starbucks. :)


Mostly.:uncertain:

Oh, thank goodness! I was afraid they'd gotten you already!

Phoenix Psaltery 05-27-2012 09:58 PM

All of you may wish to bookmark this page.

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Kick Frenzy 05-28-2012 12:52 AM

Of course, there's more cool stuff here.

(I want the wrist-mounted one... and maybe the fuckawesome lightning gun!!)

GradyE 05-28-2012 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Govi (Post 434029)
Oh, thank goodness! I was afraid they'd gotten you already!

nah, me and my barrista, we're good. :thumbsup2:

http://www.canculture.com/wp-content...ie-950x633.jpg

Morgaine Alter 05-28-2012 09:19 PM

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ummm

Govi 05-28-2012 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GradyE (Post 434074)
nah, me and my barrista, we're good. :thumbsup2:

http://www.canculture.com/wp-content...ie-950x633.jpg

He's brewed you an iced Maraschino Frankenfurterino?

Kick Frenzy 05-28-2012 11:44 PM

That guy is awesome... perfect for photoshopping. :D
(That pic made me think he could be a Rob Zombie character.)

http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/y...bieoldwest.jpg

GradyE 05-29-2012 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Govi (Post 434146)
He's brewed you an iced Maraschino Frankenfurterino?

He absolutely did! It was love at first sight! :heart:

http://hybridangel.files.wordpress.c...t_013crop1.png

Sansarya 05-29-2012 03:24 AM

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/2...er-potent-lsd/

Lucifer Baphomet 05-29-2012 06:51 AM

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Police spokesman Armando Aguillar told reporters that the suspect may have been overdosing on a new, super-potent form of LSD. ”What’s happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by overdose of drugs,” he said, “What’s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.”
Cop knows fuck all about the pharmacology of LSD

Elora Lunasea 05-29-2012 07:52 AM

LSD?

/laughs

Oryx Tempel 05-29-2012 12:03 PM

LOL organs burning up alive

Beezle Warburton 05-29-2012 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucifer Baphomet (Post 434178)
Cop knows fuck all about the pharmacology of LSD

My internal organs remain remarkably uncharred despite my early 20's.

Beezle Warburton 05-29-2012 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Psaltery (Post 434053)
All of you may wish to bookmark this page.

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I have a 12G, machete, and a copy of this:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1338309925&sr=1-1-catcorr

Beezle Warburton 05-29-2012 02:12 PM

Sounds possibly like "bath salts" (methylenedioxypyrovalerone).

AFAIK, it's sort of like a combo of PCP and meth.

Dakota Tebaldi 05-29-2012 02:48 PM

I've heard things about people on bath salts - that's some bad stuff for real.

io Kukulcan 05-29-2012 02:54 PM

Doubt it's LSD. Not many people make it anymore, there's not a lot of profit in it, and Owsley Stanley passed away last year, lol.
But yeah, that bath salt shit is still legal, like, everywhere I think.

I prefer to think this is the end times, however, and not drugs.

Cocoanut Koala 05-29-2012 03:54 PM

Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or the new LSD.

“We noticed an increase probably after Ultra Fest,” said emergency room Dr. Paul Adams, at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

In many of the cases, Dr. Adams said the person’s temperature has risen to an extremely high level, they’ve become very aggressive. Some have used their jaws as a weapon during attacks. Dr. Adams said the patients were in a state of delirium.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/28...ibly-involved/

Lucifer Baphomet 05-29-2012 03:58 PM

Calling it the "new LSD" is a total misnomer.

It's like calling paint stripper the "new martini"

Trout 05-29-2012 04:33 PM

Wait. We're painting strippers and drinking martinis?

COUNT ME IN!!!!

Dakota Tebaldi 05-29-2012 04:34 PM

I think by "the new LSD" they mean "the newest drug that has extremely adverse brain effects but that people insist on using anyway because f'ed if we know".

Lucifer Baphomet 05-29-2012 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dakota Tebaldi (Post 434250)
I think by "the new LSD" they mean "the newest drug that has extremely adverse brain effects but that people insist on using anyway because f'ed if we know".

Which of course means the people saying it know fuck all about LSD.

Calling it the new PCP might be a fair way of putting it.

io Kukulcan 05-29-2012 05:08 PM

LSD doesn't make you violent.
If anything, it makes you cower and freak out at the living room furniture.
Also, it's not an addictive "body" drug like cocaine or heroin.
Believe me, there's nothing you'd want more than to finally be sober again, after coming down on LSD.

Phoenix Psaltery 05-29-2012 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by io Kukulcan (Post 434261)
Believe me, there's nothing you'd want more than to finally be sober again, after coming down on LSD.

Never affected me that way. I was too busy enjoying how the White Album tastes.

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Sansarya 05-29-2012 05:17 PM

http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com/...se-coming-soon

Wendy Bouchard 05-29-2012 05:31 PM

why would you want to nuke the most beautiful state?

there are far more desirable places to nuke

I know a place where the food is bad, nobody works and lots of Gingers with bad dental hygiene :tzukishake:

Dakota Tebaldi 05-29-2012 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by io Kukulcan (Post 434261)
LSD doesn't make you violent.
If anything, it makes you cower and freak out at the living room furniture.

Believe me, there's nothing you'd want more than to finally be sober again, after coming down on LSD.

So you would not characterize that as an adverse effect?

Hallucinations are distress signals from your brain. Its way of saying "Look (literally), do not put this stuff in me, no workee-workee." Brain diarrhea if you will. Only humans' bizarre idea of "reasoning" can interpret such an obvious warning sign as a wondrous and meaningful experience.

Beezle Warburton 05-29-2012 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendy Bouchard (Post 434269)
I know a place where the food is bad, nobody works and lots of Gingers with bad dental hygiene :tzukishake:

You have Sonic franchises there, too?


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