What kind of pervet are you?

[jauani]

This is a very important poll

[Govi]

Pervect?

[Monna]

Domandsubvert

[Joy Honey]

I'm the right kind of pervet, and just where is that poll?

Pervets need polls

[Govi]

http://www.airshipentertainment.com/myth/mythcomic/strips/myth20100204b.jpg

[Joy Honey]

It's about time you posted that poll, J-Wu.
I was starting to go through withdrawals.

[jauani]

my poll writing skills are fading. i backed myself into a corner on that one. it's tough to remember all the pervets in sl.

[Fmeh]

Pervet.
Sherbet.
Chevrolet.
Christmahannakwansica.
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious.

[Gabriele Graves]

Seems I am not just a pervert but a deviant one at that as I could not find my options in your poll :shrug:

[Marcel Flatley]

Seems I am not just a pervert but a deviant one at that as I could not find my options in your poll :shrug:

QFT
Apparantly the kind of pervs we are, cannot be listed even at SCII. Kinda disappointing huh?

[Willow Matthews]

Isn't it prevert?

:shrug:

[Aimee Weber]

I'd almost like to see a serious poll on SC's favorite fetishes.

[Gabriele Graves]

Isn't it prevert?

:shrug:According to the title it seems to be pervet :confused:

[Envoy Costagravas]

Yep, pervet is a bona fide SCism.

And my particular flavor is ... professional.

[23rdDjin]

I'd almost like to see a serious poll on SC's favorite fetishes.

i believe Mulch already tried such...




from the other end, of course, but then that's Mulch for ya...

[23rdDjin]

oh... "serious"...

well, that's very different...

nevermind...


YouTube- Gilda Radner Nevermind

[Gabe Lippmann]

http://www.velocity.net/~galen/psexfaq.txt

[Briana Dawson]

the extreme kind.

[Imnotgoing Sideways]

The worst kind. Run away while you still can. (http://www.secondcitizen.net/Forum/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=642) (^_^)y

[3Ring Binder]

i am merely the prey of perverts. apparently. :crazy:

[Dale Innis]

from the other end, of course, but then that's Mulch for ya...

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/681/original/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

[Morgaine Alter]

I am not a pervert, what I relish in is quiet acceptable.
:spank:

:a2m:

:vibrator:

:hump:

:asskiss:

[Lourdes]

The kind that no one ever suspects of being a pervert.

[Freya]

i'm not.

[Circe Timtam]

http://www.velocity.net/~galen/psexfaq.txt

I knew this was going to make an appearance.

Full. Of. Win.

[Circe Timtam]

Also, I am not sharing the nature of any of my sexual proclivities with you people!


:catargh:


(aside from the ones I have previously let slip in other, nameless threads)

[Charlemagne Allen]

i am Vengeance, I am the Night, I am Batman...

NSFW:

http://tinypaste.com/47425


:batman:

[Gabe Lippmann]

I knew this was going to make an appearance.

Full. Of. Win.

Seemed appropriate. God had seen fit to bring me back to this just in time for this very thread.

[Charlemagne Allen]

Also, do you like dolphins?

NSFW:

http://tinypaste.com/9cd23

;)

[Dale Innis]

i am Vengeance, I am the Night, I am Batman...

NSFW:

http://tinypaste.com/47425


:batman:

:roflmao:

[Sarah Nerd]

Landvert Cheap beautiful waterfront makes me feel funny in my no-no area.

[Morgaine Alter]

I was afraid to click his link.

:QQ:

[Circe Timtam]

Also, do you like dolphins?

NSFW:

http://tinypaste.com/9cd23

;)

I was waiting for you to post this Chaz. Had you not, I might have. ;)


ETA, this is not teh dolphin sex link I thought. *googles*

If there is a hell, I have a crispy seat reserved. (http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html) Absolutely NSFW!!!

[Morgaine Alter]

you ppl scare me with links :hidecouch:

[Freya]

:doh:

[Amaranthim Talon]

I am the best sort of pervert my Lindens can buy..always dress for success!

[Amaranthim Talon]

I'd almost like to see a serious poll on SC's favorite fetishes.

Good idea! I wouldn't mind adding to my repertoire.

[Cocoanut Koala]

http://www.velocity.net/~galen/psexfaq.txt

Goodness.

:coco:

[Cocoanut Koala]

I was waiting for you to post this Chaz. Had you not, I might have. ;)


ETA, this is not teh dolphin sex link I thought. *googles*

If there is a hell, I have a crispy seat reserved. (http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html) Absolutely NSFW!!!

This part applies just as well to human females:

"but instead of going straight to the genital slit, rub along their bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a while, over the genital slit. If they are responsive, they will show the signs of excitement as described earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway. And more special."

:coco:

[Circe Timtam]

My fetishes are pretty pedestrian really.

[Jen]

My fetishes are pretty pedestrian really.

OH! I GOT YOUR THANG, BABY! I KNOW WHATCHOO WANT! AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!






























http://soundofthepounding.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/abbeyroad-frontcover.jpg

[Circe Timtam]

tall, dark haired men and whips are involved...


I've said too much.

[Charlemagne Allen]

I was waiting for you to post this Chaz. Had you not, I might have. ;)


ETA, this is not teh dolphin sex link I thought. *googles*

If there is a hell, I have a crispy seat reserved. (http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html) Absolutely NSFW!!!

Hit me baby one more time....

NSFW:

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/CharlemagneAllen/dolphinsexwtf.jpg?t=1266955380

:lolspit:

[Forest]

you ppl scare me with links :hidecouch:

I've known them long enough to know not to click them

[Charlemagne Allen]

Do not click on these links unless you want to lose all faith in humanity, not a joke....

NSFW:

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/CharlemagneAllen/kittenwtfhorribledonotopen.jpg?t=1266955561

/remove all sharp implements in the room about now....

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp304/CharlemagneAllen/kittenswtfdonotopen2.gif?t=1266955625

:sick:

[Circe Timtam]

Only because it came with that warning from you did I not click, Chaz.





I LIE! I could not help it, my morbid curiousity got the best of me. HELLO! CAT!

I now must :suicide:

[Govi]

I got just about far enough in each of those links, Chaz, to figure out what might be happening and then I could go no further.

No further.


No further.


Thank the almighty universe, no further.



Sheesh!

[23rdDjin]

My fetishes are pretty pedestrian really.

i don't get it...:shrug:


http://members.shaw.ca/leonard92/GirlWalkingNightelys.jpg

http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/11/14/24/400_F_11142484_o4CmERM6XFdx4pujFixtoldBTptGQ8R5.jp g

[Gabriele Graves]

Viewer v2.0, the new perversion - just sayin'

[23rdDjin]

i may have a few...
and they all include an Alter.

[Envoy Costagravas]

My fetishes are pretty pedestrian really.
Good lord, she's got a thing for Dr. Scholl's.

[Don Mill]

The kind that no one ever suspects of being a pervert.

...mine...

:hug:

[Phoenix Psaltery]

My fetishes are pretty pedestrian really.

You like to have sex in crosswalks? :wink2:

P2

[23rdDjin]

You like to have sex in crosswalks? :wink2:

P2

speed hump ahead

[Forest]

My fetishes are pretty pedestrian really.

YouTube- Susie Q Lets Do It In The Road - Acoustic Chicago Blues - CCR Beatles Bluze

[Jen]

YouTube- Stripes - Do wah diddy diddy

[IsaDaft Trollop]

At first glance I thought the OP was Juana - and I was going to reply "the kind that stalks you"

[Elora Lunasea]

I was waiting for you to post this Chaz. Had you not, I might have. ;)


ETA, this is not teh dolphin sex link I thought. *googles*

If there is a hell, I have a crispy seat reserved. (http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html) Absolutely NSFW!!!

Meh. I was humped by a dolphin at one of those "swim with a dolphin" experiences down on Grassy Key in Florida. Frankly, it was rather a bit disturbing and I'm glad the trainers warned us that it might happen or I think I would have freaked out completely.

[Forest]

Meh. I was humped by a dolphin at one of those "swim with a dolphin" experiences down on Grassy Key in Florida. Frankly, it was rather a bit disturbing and I'm glad the trainers warned us that it might happen or I think I would have freaked out completely.

Uhm... is it ok to laugh at this? :p

[23rdDjin]

no. i'm sure that poor dolphin was severely traumatized...



:sofa:

[jauani]

Seems I am not just a pervert but a deviant one at that as I could not find my options in your poll :shrug:

oh you are a pervet alright!

etc

etc

[Gabriele Graves]

oh you are a pervet alright!

etc

etcOne word...Hematolagnia...

http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vampaphilia5-300x300.jpg

[Wendy Bouchard]

I'd almost like to see a serious poll on SC's favorite fetishes.

voyeurism is the sexual interest in or practice of spying on people engaged in intimate behaviors, such as undressing, sexual activity, or other activity usually considered to be of a private nature. In popular imagination the term is used in a more general sense to refer to someone who habitually observes others without their knowledge, with no necessary implication of sexual interest.

tis a simple fetish, i expected more from you WEBER!

[Elora Lunasea]

Uhm... is it ok to laugh at this? :p

Yes :)

[Elora Lunasea]

no. i'm sure that poor dolphin was severely traumatized...



:sofa:

Puleeze. He asked me for a second date.

(On a side note - the dolphin's name was "Fonzie" - feel free to make more jokes)

[3Ring Binder]

my happy place just got all tingly....