LOL!!!!!1

[YOUR MOM]

http://hellohex.com/

:stars::clap::notworthy::rockin:

[Envoy Costagravas]

PRICELESS!

[Vengence Opus]

:woohoo:

HEX BETTER KEEP THAT SHIT UP TO DATE! HEX IS A GREAT JOURNALIST, AND HAS AN UNCANNY KNACK FOR GRAPHS!

[Jen]

The mathematical theories alone: breathtaking.

[Macphisto Angelus]

MAC IS PISSED THAT HEX NEVER SAID HE HAD A BLOG. THEREFORE, MAC WISHES HEX HEARTBURN FROM A ROGUE BURRITO.



MAC STILL LOVES HEX THOUGH AND THINKS HEX'S BLOG IS AWESOME.

[Myth]

YOU ARE ALL HEX STALKERS. ONLY HEX'S LADY SHOULD STALK HIM LIKE THAT TO MAKE SURE HE DOES'NT SLUM LIKE TIGER DID.

[Madame Maracas]

HEX BLACKTHORNE SLAYS ME! THAT IS ALL.
(http://hellohex.com/)

[Joy Honey]

HEX BLACKTHORNE NEEDS TO BLOG MOAR. :yep:

[GradyE]

Burrito Colour Selection Chart for HEX. :stars:

http://www.2createawebsite.com/images/hex-co1.gif

[Caitlyn Reardon]

damn!! now i want a burrito!

[GradyE]

Wherever HEX is, there is BURRITO. Go to HEX, Cait, and you shall have BURRITO.

[Caitlyn Reardon]

Wherever HEX is, there is BURRITO. Go to HEX, Cait, and you shall have BURRITO.

yeah, like hex would share a burrito. he only gets one a week!

[GradyE]

HEX would share. I know it. :)

[Eli]

ELI LOVES HEX'S BLOG.

[Phoenix Psaltery]

My favorite (that's "favourite" for you Eurotypes):



RECENTLY HEX BLACKTHORNE WAS NOT ABLE TO EAT A BURRITO

THERE WAS AN ISSUE THAT AROSE AT HOME — HEX’S LADY WAS BEING HARASSED BY GIGANTIC ANTS LIKE JOAN COLLINS IN ‘EMPIRE OF THE ANTS’ BUT HEX’S LADY IS NOT A BITCHY REAL ESTATE AGENT, IS NOT IN FLORIDA, AND IS NOT JOAN COLLINS BUT IS STILL A REAL FINE LADY

ANYWAY SO HEX HAD TO GO HOME, AND IT WAS FRIDAY, WHEN HEX NORMALLY GETS A BURRITO FOR LUNCH (WITHOUT BEANS BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY TOO NICE TO HIS CO-WORKERS)

IF YOU DONT GET TO EAT YOUR BURRITO WHEN YOUR BURRITO IS DUE, YOU MIGHT GO THROUGH A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE TO HEX

THE FIRST STAGE OF BURRITO GRIEF IS SHOCK AND DENIAL. HEX COULD NOT BELIEVE HE DIDN’T GET TO EAT HIS BURRITO. HIS BURRITO WAS GOING TO BE SO TASTY! THE BURRITO PLACE PLAYS GOOD MUSIC!

THE SECOND STAGE IS ANGER. GOD DAMN YOU ANTS! GOD DAMN YOU JOAN COLLINS! GOD DAMN YOU POOR DRUNK TED THE SHITTY MAINTAINENCE MAN WHO DOESNT DO HIS JOB! HEX WAS GOING TO HAVE A GODDAMNED BURRITO!

THIRD YOU WILL EXPERIENCE BARGAINING. IF HE DIDNT HAVE THE BURRITO THIS WEEK, HEX CAN HAVE A BURRITO NEXT WEEK TWICE. EVEN IF HEX’S LADY SAYS NO BECAUSE SHE IS WORRIED ABOUT HIS CHOLESTEROL. HE DESERVES A SECOND BURRITO, HEX’S LADY! HE HAD PANERA THAT DAY! PANERA! IT WAS NOT A BURRITO! HEX WANTS A BURRITO PLEASE ITS ONLY ONE WEEK HE WILL HAVE A SECOND BURRITO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HE WILL BE GOOD AND NOT ASK THIS EVER AGAIN

FOURTH, DEPRESSION. OH WOE IS HEX. HE WANTED A BURRITO AND HE CANT HAVE IT. HEXS LIFE IS SO UNFAIR. NO BODY LOVES HEX, EVERYBODY HATES HEX, HEX IS GONNA GO EAT WORMS!!!!!!!

FIFTH: ACCEPTANCE. HEX IS NOT GOING TO HAVE TWO BURRITOS THIS WEEK, BUT WILL INSTEAD HAVE SAUSAGE TWICE AND NOT TELL HEX’S LADY. (SHE WONT READ THIS HEX IS PRETTY SURE!!!!)

PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK FOR HEX’S GUIDE ON SURVIVING THE WRATH OF YOUR LADY WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR SAUSAGE INTAKE.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao:

P2

[Freya]

Hex is crazy. :wub:

[Jen]

Matt says that he understands Hex's Burrito Mourning process completely.

[Forest]

If MatT starts typing IN ALL CAPITOL LETTERS, CALL THE COPS

[YOUR MOM]

The Capitol Police ?:rimshot: