NOW HEX CAN ENDORSE YOUR PRODUCT AND/OR SERVICE

[HEX BLACKTHORNE]

THINGS ARE LOOKING PRETTY BLEAK IN HEXLAND, IT SEEMS THAT HIS SITCOM PILOT, 'HMONG OTHER THINGS', ABOUT A TOTALLY AWESOME HMONG FAMILY WHO MOVES TO DAVENPORT, IOWA HAS NOT BEEN PICKED UP AS A MID SEASON REPLACEMENT.

THIS MEANS HEX'S FINANCES ARE NOT GOING TO IMPROVE ANY TIME SOON, WHICH MEANS THAT HEX CAN NO LONGER AFFORD BURRITOS. BUT!!!! SINCE YOU ARE HEX'S FRIENDS THIS MEANS HE IS GOING TO CUT YOU A NEW DEAL ON HIS NEW SERVICE: PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT.

BASICALLY HEX WANTS TO BUY A COUPLE BURRITOS TO HOLD HIM OVER WHILE HE WORKS ON HIS NEW SITCOM PITCH SO HE WILL ENDORSE YOUR PRODUCT AND/OR SERVICE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF ONE BURRITO. THAT WOULD BE LIKE, 1000 L$ HEX WOULD SAY.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR HEX'S EXCITING NEW SERVICE PLEASE SEND HIM A NOTECARD IN WORLD WITH A DESCRIPTION OF WHAT HE IS ENDORSING AND SEND HIM BURRITO MONEY~~!!!!!~~~~~!

THANK YOU. HERE IS A COOL PICTURE FOR YOU TO ENJOY.

http://www.secondcitizen.net/Forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=365&stc=1&d=1256681873

[Asher Bertrand]

Don't you ever change.

[Ursula Cinquetti]

How could they pass on "Hmong Other Things?

[GradyE]

Grady's people will call HEX'S PEOPLE.

[Love]

I :hearts: HEX posts.

[Dale Innis]

Burritos? Was that you over on the Blue Mars forums, bravely attempting to liven things up? :pie2:

[Macphisto Angelus]

Burritos? Was that you over on the Blue Mars forums, bravely attempting to liven things up? :pie2:

Say it isn't so, Hex.

You only exist here for us... right? You are not out moonlighting on another forum, right?


(braces for an honest answer that may be my biggest let down since finding out there is no Santa Clause).

[Love]

Say it isn't so, Hex.

You only exist here for us... right? You are not out moonlighting on another forum, right?


(braces for an honest answer that may be my biggest let down since finding out there is no Santa Clause).

This is an important question. Where ever HEX posts, I must follow.

[HEX BLACKTHORNE]

HEX WAS NOT AWARE THAT KIM STANLEY ROBINSON'S BOOKS HAD THEIR OWN FORUMS.

[Morgan Genna]

Is HEX a superhero similar to the caped anti-griefers flying around Second Life?

[HEX BLACKTHORNE]

HEX HAS MANY FRIENDS AND ENJOYS BRINING JOY, NOT GRIEF, THOUGH FOR SOME REASON HE IS SOMETIMES CALLED A GRIEFER. HOWEVER HE IS NOT AND HAS NEVER BEEN A MEMBER OF THE GREEN LANTERN CORP.

[Gabe Lippmann]

I have a burrito. In my capacity as a burrito owner I find it absolutely horrific that any human being who wants a burrito is being denied one because a few network hacks don't recognize the majesty of Hmong Other Things (which I still think should be Hmong Among Us, but that is a tale for another day).

[Charlemagne Allen]

I have a burrito. In my capacity as a burrito owner I find it absolutely horrific that any human being who wants a burrito is being denied one because a few network hacks don't recognize the majesty of Hmong Other Things (which I still think should be Hmong Among Us, but that is a tale for another day).

Does your burrito has beans in it? Does this make you feel more qualified as a burrito owner?

Also, what is your position on Hot Pockets? Inquiring minds need to know!

[Gabe Lippmann]

Of course it has beans. What it does not have is rice. This ain't some frou frou burrito crowd over here.

Hot Pockets are the devil.

[Phoenix Psaltery]

I have a burrito. In my capacity as a burrito owner I find it absolutely horrific that any human being who wants a burrito is being denied one because a few network hacks don't recognize the majesty of Hmong Other Things (which I still think should be Hmong Among Us, but that is a tale for another day).

That's the spinoff.

P2

[Don Mill]

If there comes a time when an escort service requests HEX endorsement and the subsequently service demo... I would gladly send the burrito so HEX can be safeguarded from the experience.

:hug:

[Dale Innis]

If there comes a time when an escort service requests HEX endorsement and the subsequently service demo... I would gladly send the burrito so HEX can be safeguarded from the experience.

:hug:
Hmmmm, I do have this friend... :thinking:

[Amaranthim Talon]

Does HEX wear Eyelashes? Do his burritos? And are these the four legged burritos (diminutive donkey types)? I would be horrified if HEX was coating perfectly good equidae types in beans and consuming them...

[Aimee Weber]

HMONG OTHER THINGS?!


The script practically writes itself!!!

[Macphisto Angelus]

HMONG OTHER THINGS?!


The script practically writes itself!!!

My area was one of the early ones that the Hmong community found, embraced, became a part of and then left. It was like watching an overnight explosion of a population that lasted for about 10 years and now only a hand full remain.

It all happened so fast I think Aliens of the E.T. variety were behind it all.

And I am far from prejudice but I do NOT miss the slow butchering of pigs that took place in celebrations that occurred.

[Ursula Cinquetti]

The school I teach in is 90% Hmong!

[Macphisto Angelus]

The school I teach in is 90% Hmong!

Then I no longer blame aliens.

They evidently went to YOUR town.

If you see the Xiong family.. tell them hi.

[HEX BLACKTHORNE]

OK OK IF HEX CAN GET HIS NEXT HMONG SITCOM IDEA, 'HMONG LIKE A HORSE', ABOUT THE FIRST MAJOR HMONG PORN STAR, PRODUCED, YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY ON THE WRITING TEAM OK?

[Gabe Lippmann]

Coincidentally, I have already written some vignettes about a Hmong porn star (primarily about family life). This is quite fortuitous.

[Macphisto Angelus]

OK OK IF HEX CAN GET HIS NEXT HMONG SITCOM IDEA, 'HMONG LIKE A HORSE', ABOUT THE FIRST MAJOR HMONG PORN STAR, PRODUCED, YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY ON THE WRITING TEAM OK?

I take this thread as proof of the power of Hex. I mean, look.. Hex offers to promote a product for a burrito. In his OP he mentions (slyly) a topic that seems to have nothing to do with the point. Yet, here we are discussing that small item. I say Hex has proven he can make people remember and even discuss things he presents.

A well invested 1K in lindens I say!



:wink2:

[Gabe Lippmann]

I am in discussions currently about what exactly will be promoted.

[GradyE]

*throws an iPhone at a personal assistant and yells...

I TOLD YOU TO CALL HEX'S PEOPLE DAYS AGO! VALUABLE PROMOTION TIME IS SLIPPING AWAY. :argh:

[Kristian]

I had 'chinese' food made by the Hmong once. I don't recommend it.

[Caitlyn Reardon]

Dammit! now i wish i hadn't pulled all my vendors!

Also, maybe one of the Hmong could be working as a marshal trying to get revenge? "Hmong 'Em High"