View Full Version : Dr. Khan warns us about Zombie Invasion
Morgaine Alter
05-19-2011, 03:15 PM
(CNN) -- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is a big, serious government agency with a big, serious job: protecting public health from threats ranging from hurricanes to bird flu.
So when the good doctors of Atlanta warned people this week about how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, the world took notice.
"That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e," Dr. Ali S. Khan wrote on the CDC website this week, adding casually that "Resident Evil" is his "personal favorite" zombie movie.
article here (http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/05/19/zombie.warning/index.html?hpt=C2)
cdc article here (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp)
grins
:rockon:
Morgaine Alter
05-19-2011, 03:16 PM
Khan admits on the CDC blog, "you're a goner if a zombie bites you."
lulz I love it
Lucifer Baphomet
05-19-2011, 03:18 PM
Moved to the correct forum.
I TOLD YOU FUCKS THIS SHIT WAS SERIOUS
YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME
Cocoanut Koala
05-19-2011, 03:26 PM
Lookie. Here's how I figure it. Lucifer is dead, right? So who's the zombie here, huh? HUH?
Lucifer Baphomet
05-19-2011, 03:28 PM
Lookie. Here's how I figure it. Lucifer is dead, right? So who's the zombie here, huh? HUH?
Ah, so you've read Isaiah closely too, and realised that Lucifer = Jesus too.
Zombie Messiah FTW
Cocoanut Koala
05-19-2011, 03:30 PM
What? no!
Lucifer Baphomet
05-19-2011, 03:44 PM
What? no!
My Dyslexic friend (who was a flatmate at the time), was doing his divinity masters, I had to type up his dissertation, and read his source material, to make sure his quotes were correct.
So, in effect I ended up studying Isaiah along with him.
A large part of his paper was on the Lucifer = Jesus idea. (as I'm sure you're aware much of Isaiah is prophecy regarding the coming messiah).
His professor told him that his paper was one of the best he'd read in over 10 years.
Cocoanut Koala
05-19-2011, 03:47 PM
My Dyslexic friend (who was a flatmate at the time), was doing his divinity masters, I had to type up his dissertation, and read his source material, to make sure his quotes were correct.
So, in effect I ended up studying Isaiah along with him.
A large part of his paper was on the Lucifer = Jesus idea. (as I'm sure you're aware much of Isaiah is prophecy regarding the coming messiah).
His professor told him that his paper was one of the best he'd read in over 10 years.
No, I'm not aware.
Lucifer Baphomet
05-19-2011, 03:54 PM
Read yer bible Coco :p
Cocoanut Koala
05-19-2011, 04:03 PM
Well, now that they have them in English, I'm thinking about it.
Morgaine Alter
05-19-2011, 04:17 PM
Ah, so you've read Isaiah closely too, and realised that Lucifer = Jesus too.
Zombie Messiah FTW
pfft Coco you should celebrate we got an in with the devil!
:awe:
just feed him some haggis
Kick Frenzy
05-19-2011, 09:38 PM
Cool article, thanks Morgaine!
I like what they did there, using the "fun" zombie topic to get people interested in basic survival, in case of any emergency.
Very effective.
I know, because I ended up reading through the CDC article! :)
Morgaine Alter
05-19-2011, 09:56 PM
Moved to the correct forum.
I TOLD YOU FUCKS THIS SHIT WAS SERIOUS
YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME
I never knew we had a zombie forum!
JohnnyVann
05-19-2011, 09:58 PM
Cool article, thanks Morgaine!
I like what they did there, using the "fun" zombie topic to get people interested in basic survival, in case of any emergency.
Very effective.
I know, because I ended up reading through the CDC article! :)
So is "aim for the head" still the going strategy?
Kick Frenzy
05-19-2011, 10:02 PM
You know what... they didn't say!
It was about survival ger and plans and stuff, more about protection than defeating an enemy.
But I'm going to say yes, we're still planning on head shots.
Someone call Wad! ;)
io Kukulcan
05-19-2011, 11:53 PM
http://www.khaaaaan.com/
Phoenix Psaltery
05-19-2011, 11:57 PM
Well, now that they have them in English, I'm thinking about it.
You don't really get the nuances unless you read it in the original Hebrew, Aramaic and/or Koine Greek.
P2
Lucifer Baphomet
05-20-2011, 10:03 AM
You don't really get the nuances unless you read it in the original Klingon
P2
/fixed
Ronjohn
05-20-2011, 10:23 AM
Zombie Messiah?
What, what does that do to the whole Raptor Jesus theory? Raptor Zombie Messiah??? :Oo:
JohnnyVann
05-20-2011, 11:36 AM
Zombie Messiah?
What, what does that do to the whole Raptor Jesus theory? Raptor Zombie Messiah??? :Oo:
Dont feed it after mind night and never ever get it wet
Just in time for May 21: How To Prepare Zombie Chicken (http://www.cabbagesnkings.net/2009/04/how-to-prepare-zombie-chicken.html) and Big Zombie Mustard Chicken Tagine with Couscous (http://www.food52.com/recipes/1101_big_zombie_mustard_chicken_tagine_with_cousco us)
Phoenix Psaltery
05-20-2011, 04:12 PM
Zombie Messiah?
What, what does that do to the whole Raptor Jesus theory? Raptor Zombie Messiah??? :Oo:
Silly person.
He was Raptor Jesus BEFORE they killed him. He rode around preaching from dinoback.
AFTER the crucifixion, he became Zombie Jesus.
When he comes back, he'll be Pissed Off Jesus.
TRIFECTA!
P2
TRIFECTA!
P2
...Um, I think their word for it is Trinity.
You know, Carrie-Ann
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